Tute hue khandar

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Tute hue khandar
Tute hue khandar ka hissa bana gayi, ghar ko kabad khane ka dibba bana gayi, nikah ke 3 mahine hi guzre the, na jane kis hisab se abba bana gayi.
  
Jan, 23 2012     145 chars (1 sms)     1565 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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