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Tute hue khandar
Tute hue khandar ka hissa bana gayi, ghar ko kabad khane ka dibba bana gayi, nikah ke 3 mahine hi guzre the, na jane kis hisab se abba bana gayi.
  
Jan, 23 2012     145 chars (1 sms)     1524 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Kash mobile company
Kash mobile company ke offer aise hojaye jo mujhe sms karte ho unke cell apne aap recharge hojaye aur na karte ho to unke sim block hoja
Baagon me phool
Baagon me phool khilte rahenge, Raat ko diye jalte rahenge..Dua hai khuda se aap khush rahein hamesah, baki tang to hum hamesah karte rahenge
Logo se pange
Logo se pange bhi honge, ghar main dange bhi honge. Agar mujhe 5 sms na kiye to apko 12 bache honge, 2 ganje 2 nange or 8 lafenge honge.
DIL RO RO KAR
DIL RO RO KAR MAJBOOR HUA, MERA YAAR JABSE MUJHSE DOOR HUA, MERA EK HI TO AAINA THA, WO BHI TUTKAR CHAKNACHOOR HUA.
Pike raat ko
Pike raat ko hum unko bhulane lage Sharab me gum ko milane lage Ye sharab b befawa nikli yaaro Nashe meto unki saheli bhi yaad ane lagi.
paani peetaa hoon
paani peetaa hoon pipe se Apple khataan hoon knife se Apni bhi kya life hain yaaron Jooten khataa hoon apni wife se!!!
Tu chand mange
Tu chand mange mein chand dedu tu raat mange mein raat de du tu dil mange mein dil de du tu jaan mange bas yaar bhikh mangane ki bhi ek limit hoti hai
Teri pyaari surat
Teri pyaari surat pe dil harun,Teri har jaroorat pe jaan varun,Jab bhi sochoon teri harkatoon ke bare mein toh,Dil kare tere kaan ke neeche do marun.
Unke Pyaar Me
Unke Pyaar Me Umar Bhar Intezar Kiya..Unke Pyaar Me Umar Bhar Intezar Kiya,Aur Us Intezaar Me Na Jane Kitno Se Pyar kiya..
Kash SHARE ka
Kash SHARE ka insurance ho jata, Share mein TRADE karne se pahle premium bharwaya jata, BHAV UPAR jaye to theek warna, Trade pe jo LOSS hota .........uska claim to mil jata
SMS dosto ko
SMS dosto ko itne kiye ki hum jeet gaye sMs ki race. Mobile bhi unka pareshaan hoke kehne laga : NO SPACE NO SPACE..!
Aj khuda ki shararat
Aj khuda ki shararat samajh aae hai, is dharti par apki hukumat samajh aae hai, apko dharti par bhejna uska bahana tha RAVAN ke baad kisi ko to is dharti par aana tha....

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