Tute hue khandar

Tute hue khandar ka hissa bana gayi, ghar ko kabad khane ka dibba bana gayi, nikah ke 3 mahine hi guzre the, na jane kis hisab se abba bana gayi.

Jan, 23 2012 145 chars (1 sms) 1473 views Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Wo aai mere

Wo aai mere sapne me sapne me sab kuch ho gaya.wo aai mere sapne me.sapne me sab kuch ho gaya.uski bhi izzat bach gai.Apna bhi kaam ho gaya.

Kisi ne DIL badal

Kisi ne DIL badal liya, Kisi ne DHADKAN badal li, Aap ke paas kuchh bhi nahi thaa badalne ko,To aapne Mandir me jaakar CHAPPAL badal lee

Sar jukta hai

Sar jukta hai sharam me, sar jukta hai khane me, sar jukta hai likhne me, aur sar hamesa jukta he mere SMS padhne me. Padho sar jhukake.....

na kar nahi

na kar nahi nahi yeh waqt nahi nahi ka, teri is nahi ne mujhe chora nahi kahin ka

Chand Pe Kali

Chand Pe Kali Ghata Chhati To Hogi, Sitaron Ko Muskurahat Aati To Hogi, Tum Lakh Chhupao Duniya Se Magar, Akele Me Tumhe Apni Shakal Pe Hansi Aati To Hogi...

Dil k dard ko zuba

Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi, hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi, Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho, ?? hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi

Hum itne SWEET

Hum itne SWEET nai ki diabities ho jaye,Nai itne SALTY ki B.P badh jye,Nai itne TASTY ki maza aa jaye,Par hum itne KADWE b nahi ki yad n aye

Bewafa Tum Ho

Bewafa Tum Ho To Wafadaar Hum Bhi Nahi, Besharam Tum Ho To Sharamdaar Hum Bhi Nahi, Pyaar Ke Is Mode Par Aake Kehte Ho Shadishuda Ho To Kya Hua Darling...Kunware Hum Bhi Nahin

Aaj Unki Sharart

Aaj Unki Sharart SamaJh Aayi, Yahan Per Apki Jarurat SamaJh Aayi, Apko Dharati Per Bhejna To Bahana Tha, RAVAN Ki Jagah Kisi Ko To Aana Tha.

Pyar ke jam

Pyar ke jam ko aise na piyo ki aadha piya aur aadha chhod diya. Yaaron yeh pyar hai, nahin koi Vim Bar, jo thoda sa lagaya aur bas ho gaya!!!

Agar aap barsaat

Agar aap barsaat ka mazaa chaho to,In aankhon me aake baso,Kyuki barsaat to barso me barasti he,Aur ye aankhen to barso se barasti hai

Apki yadoko ansu

Apki yadoko ansu banakar piya karenge,bewakt apko mis kia karege, apki yadome mar b gaye to kya? "YAMRAJ" k mobilese roz apko sms kiya karenge.

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