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Tute hue khandar
Tute hue khandar ka hissa bana gayi, ghar ko kabad khane ka dibba bana gayi, nikah ke 3 mahine hi guzre the, na jane kis hisab se abba bana gayi.
  
Jan, 23 2012     145 chars (1 sms)     1597 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Huzur adab arz
Huzur adab arz he,apko sms bhejna hmara farz he,Qki apka NO. hmari phone buk me darz he,humne apko sms bheja,isliye aap par 10 sms karz he.
Dil diya tha
Dil diya tha mohabat ki nishani samajh kar, Woh khaa gya usey biryani samajh kar, Khoon-e-jigar bhi na chora zalim ne, Woh bhi pee gya leemo paani samajh kar.
Is qadar hum
Is qadar hum aapko chahte hain ki duniyaa wale jal jaate hain yu to hum sabko ullu banate hain par aap zara jaldi ban jate hain
mana hum itne
mana hum itne SWEET nahi, k diabetes ho jaye. nahi itne SALTY k BP badh jaye, nahi itne TASTY k habit ban jaye, aur hum itne KADWE bhi nahi k yaad hi naa aaye
Kash sab log
Kash sab log ek jaise hote. Ek HUM HAI, jo sms nahi apna DIL bhejte hain. Aur ek AAP HAI, jo Hamara DIL rakhne ke liye bhi sms nahi bhejte…
Jane anjane me
Jane anjane me agar hamne apka dil dukhaya ho,taklif di ho, pareshan kiya ho,aur Jo tention di ho us k liyetum se jo bane vo kar lena.
chand par kali
chand par kali ghata chhati to hogi, sitaro ko muskurahat aati to hogi, tum lakh chhupao duniya se par akele me tumko apni shakal pe hasi aati to hogi
Baagon me phool
Baagon me phool khilte rahenge, Raat ko diye jalte rahenge..Dua hai khuda se aap khush rahein hamesah, baki tang to hum hamesah karte rahenge
Mere Dil, Jiger,
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...
Yaad karte hai
Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai me, Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me, hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid me, hum milenge tumhe fir kisi, free SMS ki scheme me.
Sar jukta hai
Sar jukta hai sharam me, sar jukta hai khane me, sar jukta hai likhne me, aur sar hamesa jukta he mere SMS padhne me. Padho sar jhukake.....
Zindagi behaal hai,
Zindagi behaal hai, Sur hai na taal hai, Msg box bhi kangal hai, kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai, Yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai

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