Jaani...Jalti ko

Jaani...Jalti ko
Jaani...Jalti ko Aag kahte hai, kobra ko Naag kahte hai, Garden ko Baag kahte hai, Aur Aap mein jo missing hai Janeman usko Dimaag kahte hain.
  

Jan, 23 2012     142 chars (1 sms)     2804 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Ishq Me Ye Anjam Paya Hai,Haddi Tuti Muh Se Khun Aaya Hai,Hospital Pahuchne Par Nurse Boli,Baharo Phul Barsao Kisi Ka Mehboob Aayaa HAI
Us pyari si surat ka phir ek baar deedar de, tadap rahe hain hum aur na intezaar de. Apni aawaz nahin sunani to na suna, aye zaalim ek missed call to maarde.
Pani Dekh kar Pyaas lagti he. Koi Shadi dekh kar hame bhi Aas Dikhti he. Hum Logo ko kaise Samjhaye, Har JHAKAAS Ladki ki Maa hamari Saas lagti he…
Khuda kare in haseeno ke baap mar jaye, Maut ka bahana ho aur hum inke ghar jaye. Aisa mat keh aye zaalim,ye ek paap hoga, Tu bhi ek din ek haseena ka baap hoga!
Jab Se Para Hun Tere Ishq Mein JANU Kuch Is Tarhan Se Meri Zindaghi WIRAAN Ho Gayi Kal Tak Jo Mera OFFICE Tha GARMENTS Ka Aaj Wo CHADDI-BANYANKi DUKAAN Ho Gayi...!
Request karti hun, Refuse mat karna, Dil ka bulb jalakar, Fuse na udana.
Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai, Bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai, Aur kitna intezar karu tere sms ka, arre yaar kanjusi ki bhi ek haad hoti hai.
Hasino ka kafila masjid ki taraf ja raha tha hum ne apni taraf bula liya,hum to barbad ho chuke the lakin khuda ko barbad hone se bacha liya
Jitne Channel TV ke, utne nakhre 'BV' ke, TV chale remote se, BV chale note se, cheda agar TV ko tv hua kharab, jo cheda BV ko, beghar hue janab.
Aaj kuch ghabraye se lagte ho, Thand mein kapkapaye se lagte ho, Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki, Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho
Jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye,husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye,hum izhaar karne me thode dheele ho gaye,unke haath peele ho gaye
Koi patthar se na maare mere diwaane ko, koi patthar se na maare mere diwaane ko, Bomb ka zamaana hai udaa do saale ko