Insurance wale

Insurance wale bhi kya gajab dhate hain Insurance wale bhi kya gajab dhate hain logon ki patniyon ke pas ghanton bethkar unk pati ke marne ke fayde batate hain

Jan, 23 2012 159 chars (1 sms) 2648 views Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Is kadar hum

Is kadar hum aapko chahte hain,Ki duniya wale jal jaate hain...Yu to hum sabko ullu banate hain,Par aap jara jaldi ban jaate hain...

Dared dil mein

Dared dil mein gam ki kaliyan khilti hai, Ab to tanhaiya aakar humse milti hai, Aapne bandh kiya jabse sms karma, Mobile ki battery jyada chalti hai.

Na moh au

Na moh aur na maya hai..Aalas bas tumhi ko aya hai..Char panne palat lo beta..paper papaji ne nahi banaya hai..!

Socha tha harr

Socha tha harr modd pe Aap ko sMs karenge..... parr parr parr parr parr parr parr parr parr parr kambhakt sadAk sidhi nikli..

Zindgi mein agar

Zindgi mein agar kuch karna hai to kuch aisa kar jao, ki har gali se tum guzro to har ghar se ek hi aawaj aaye. "PAPA aa gaye,PAPA aa gaye.

Dekha unhone hume

Dekha unhone hume jab apni tirchi nazron se Hum to madhosh hi ho gaye, Jab pata chala ke nazrein hi tirchi hai, Hum to behosh hi ho gaye!

Dil todne walo

Dil todne walo ko saja Q nai milti har kisiko pyar krne ki dua Q nai milti, log kehte he ki ishq 1 bimari hai,to fir MEDICAL per iski dawa Q nai milti?

Zindagi behaal hai,

Zindagi behaal hai, Sur hai na taal hai, Msg box bhi kangal hai, kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai, Yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai

if Uneed ADVICE

if Uneed ADVICE MSG ME if U needa FRNDCL ME if U need HELP E-MAIL ME if Uneed MONEY IS route ki sabhi line VYAST hai Kripya KOSHISH hi NA KARE

mana hum itne

mana hum itne SWEET nahi, k diabetes ho jaye. nahi itne SALTY k BP badh jaye, nahi itne TASTY k habit ban jaye, aur hum itne KADWE bhi nahi k yaad hi naa aaye

Hu main Dr

Hu main Dr jahan,Meri wife hai nurse waha.Ye kaisa zulm sehna PADTA hai,Mujhe apni wife ko SISTER KEHNA PADTA hai!!

Har khushi ko

Har khushi ko teri taraf mod du, tere liye chand tare tak tod du, khushiyon ke darwaje tere liye khol du, ek bar tu haske dikha tere sare dant tod du…

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