Insurance wale

Insurance wale bhi kya gajab dhate hain Insurance wale bhi kya gajab dhate hain logon ki patniyon ke pas ghanton bethkar unk pati ke marne ke fayde batate hain

Jan, 23 2012 159 chars (1 sms) 2514 views Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Dosti ka sAfAr

Dosti ka sAfAr lAmba huaThoda tum chAlo,Thoda hum chAlenge..Phir,......Phir Kya ?RickshAw karlenge!!5 Rs tum dena5

Baithe tere khyalo

Baithe tere khyalo me kore kagaj par likh dala tera naam .. tasweer bhi utar dali... aur likha hai paigam.. jinda pakadne wale ko 500 ka inam....

"SHADI" karne ke

"SHADI" karne ke bad, Aur "MOBAIL" lene ke bad, Ek hi AFSOS hota hai, Kuch Din aur rook jata,To achha "MODEL" mil jata.

Aankhe Bhi Meri

Aankhe Bhi Meri Palko Se Sawal Karti Hai..Hr Waqt Aap Ko Yaad Krti Hai..Jb Tak Dekh N Le Aapka Msg Tub Tak Wo Aap Ke Sms Ka Intezar Karti Hai..

Na bottle me

Na bottle me na jar me,na hotel me na bar me,na bike pe na car me,ab to din guzarte hai apke pyar bhare sms ke intazar me

Pani mein tairna

Pani mein tairna machali ka style, Hawa mein udna panchi ka style, Different messages bhejna mera style, Fukat ka message padna aap ka style.

ye dua hay

ye dua hay meri koi gala nahi hai, ay mery hum-nasheen meri zindgi, woh gulab jo abhi khila nahi main yeh sochta ho k khuda kary zindgi main tujhy woh sukh milay jo meri zindagi main mujhy kabi mila nahi

kabhi kehte the

kabhi kehte the dost hamare ke "jaan bhi maango to hazir hai", Aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehte hai , aur maango to inkaar karte hain

Unki galise mera

Unki galise mera janaza nikla wo na nikle jin ke liye janaza nikla unka Ghar aaya mere dost siti bajane lage ,rakh kar mera janaza kamine use PATANE lage

Dekha tujhe to

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi, Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi, Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki, Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

Tere Chehre Pe

Tere Chehre Pe Udasi Ankho Me Nami HeTere Chehre Pe Udasi Ankho Me Nami H TATA Namak !stamal Kar BachuTujme !odine Ki Kami He

apki bekudi me

apki bekudi me jo justju hoti he, wo mere qasdan ki guftgu he. Mere jamal se apka khumar chala jaega Aur ye sms apko kabhi b samaj nahi ayega

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