Insurance wale

Insurance wale bhi kya gajab dhate hain Insurance wale bhi kya gajab dhate hain logon ki patniyon ke pas ghanton bethkar unk pati ke marne ke fayde batate hain

Jan, 23 2012 159 chars (1 sms) 2552 views Shayari > Funny Shayari

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MY DIL IS NOT

MY DIL IS NOT LIKE JASSI, NOR I AM AS SWEET AS LASSI ZINDAGI ME CHAHTA HU ALWAYS FUN AND HANSI DOSTI KI HAI TO NIBHAUNGA, TILL I AM ASSI.

Ladkiyo ki ada

Ladkiyo ki ada hame pasand nahi.Ladki se bate hame pasand nahi woh to anewale bachcho ki jid hai mummy rakh lo warna hume shadi karna pasand nahi

Dil ki bat dilme

Dil ki bat dilme mat rkhna,Jo pasand ho use ILU kehna,Agar wo itrai,gusse me aaye,To darna mat rakhi nikalna & kehna pyari behna milti rehna

Ab jab gira

Ab jab gira baadal, teri yaad ai, Jhoom ke barsa saawan, teri yaad ai, Bheega main, lekin phir bhi teri yaad ai, Kiyun na aey teri yaad? Tune jo chhatri ab tak nahi lautai...

Arz Kiya hai :

Arz Kiya hai : Inki gaaliyon ke chakkar kaat kat kar kutte hamare yaar ho gaye Wo to hamare ho na sake hum kutto ke SARDAAR ho gaye.

Jab Jab hume

Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai, Unke aane ki aas lagti hai unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai

Ishk me dil ka

Ishk me dil ka tamasha dekha nahi jaata, Humse tuta hua shisha dekha nahi jaata. Apne hiss eke saare sms de du tujhe, Mujhse tera kangaal msg box dekha nahi jaata.

Jabse nazre mili

Jabse nazre mili aapse hume kuch ho gaya, Ratoon ki neend gaye, Din ka chain gaya, Hume aapse pyar nahi CONJUCTIVITIES ho gaya hai.

Mandir Me Jap

Mandir Me Jap Krta Hu,Masjid Me Adab Krta Hu,Insan Se Kahi Khuda Na Ban Jau,IS LIYE Shaitan Ko SmS Karke Roz 1 Pap Krta hu.

O Friend ji..

O Friend ji.. Tussi Mitha Aam ho, Coca Cola da Jaam ho, Sir Dard da Baam ho, Saara kuch Theek hai, Bas SMS nahin karde, Es waaste Badnaam ho

MUSKAN AAPKE HOTON

MUSKAN AAPKE HOTON SE KAHIN JAYE NA, ANSOO APKI PALKON PE KABHI AYE NA, POORA HO AAPKA HAR KHWAB, AUR JO POORA NA HO, VO KHWAB KABHI AAYE NA...!

Jin mein basi

Jin mein basi jaanki,rum mein base Ram ,WHISKY mein baseWHISHNU, BEER mein VEER HANUMAN,kis kis ka tyag karen, Har bottle mein BHAGWAAN

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