Insurance wale

Insurance wale bhi kya gajab dhate hain Insurance wale bhi kya gajab dhate hain logon ki patniyon ke pas ghanton bethkar unk pati ke marne ke fayde batate hain

Jan, 23 2012 159 chars (1 sms) 2385 views Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Zamane bher ki

Zamane bher ki ruswai degai hey mujhe Itni menhat ki ye kamai de gai hey mujhe wo lafz jis se hota nahi kuch hasil wahi ik lafs BHAAII De gai hey mujhe.

Chaha Hai Jise

Chaha Hai Jise Chahat Se Zada, Samjha Hai Jis Ko Muhabbat Se Zada, Bharosa Hai Jispe Khud Se Zada... Tu Hi To Hai Woh

Kya leker aye

Kya leker aye the..? Kya leker jaoge..? Mujhe sms nahi kar k kitni chillar bachaoge? Itne paise bachaker kya...... NARAK mein bangla banaoge.

Safar lamba hai,

Safar lamba hai, dost banate chalo, Dil mile na mile SMS karte chalo. TAJ MAHAL na banao, Bahut mahega padega, Jaha bhi jaoEk nayi MUMTAZ banate chalo.

Marne par hamein

Marne par hamein jannat mile na mile, ye hawa ye fiza mile na mile, SMS karne ke kasar mat karna MERE dost, maloom nahi wahan MOBILE mile na mile.

Request karti hun,

Request karti hun, Refuse mat karna, Dil ka bulb jalakar, Fuse na udana.

Aashiq paagal ho

Aashiq paagal ho jaate hain pyaar mein Jab bhi dekho paaye jaate hain intzaar mein, Lakin yeh unki dilruba nahi samajhti, Vo baith kar challi zati hai kissi aur ki car mein…

Ek msg roz,

Ek msg roz, keep d frnds close, ek din me paanch, dosti pe na aye aanch. ek din me dus, mile dosti ka rus, ek din me bees, aap pehle ek to bhejo plz

Har patthar pe

Har patthar pe likhu, " I MISS U ", Aur wo har patthar tumhe maru. Taki tumhe ye ehsaas to ho apki yaad kitna dard deti hai…

Dekha unhone hume

Dekha unhone hume jab apni tirchi nazron se Hum to madhosh hi ho gaye, Jab pata chala ke nazrein hi tirchi hai, Hum to behosh hi ho gaye!

Jab i ne U

Jab i ne U se pyaar kiya to night ko sleeping chod diya tere face ki gentle beauty ne mere kind heart ko phod diya

Arz kiya hai Bus

Arz kiya hai Bus nazron se dekh liya hota agar tammana thi darane ki, Hum yun hi behosh ho jaate. Kya zaroorat thi aap ko muskurane ki.

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