Baharo phool

Baharo phool
Baharo phool barsaomera"DOST"aya hai.Hoto pe muskan,gali me mehak laya he.Barso tak thi jise pani se "ELERGY"vo aj"LUX" se nahaya hai.
  

Jan, 23 2012     134 chars (1 sms)     2047 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Zamane ke darr se teri tasvir toilet mein chupa rakhi hai, Didar ho tera bar bar isiliye julab ki goli kha rakhi hai….
jab dekha unhone tirchi nighaho se tab ham madhosh ho gayee,,,,, par jab pata chala ki nazre hi tedi hai to ham behosh ho gaye.
MOSAM SHABAB KA, NASHA SHARAB KA,PARDA JANAB KA,AUR RANG GULAB KA,IN SAB SE HASEEN,IN SAB SE LAJAWAB DEKHO SMS PADNE WALA..MENDAK TALAAB KA
Kash mobile company ke offer aise hojaye jo mujhe sms karte ho unke cell apne aap recharge hojaye aur na karte ho to unke sim block hoja
Dabbay mai dabba dabay mai khargosh wah Wah Gaur Farmaye Dabbay mai dabba dabay mai khargosh wah Wah Uncle ne aankh mari aunty Behosh.
ye dua hay meri koi gala nahi hai, ay mery hum-nasheen meri zindgi, woh gulab jo abhi khila nahi main yeh sochta ho k khuda kary zindgi main tujhy woh sukh milay jo meri zindagi main mujhy kabi mila nahi
Mehfil saji thi msgs ka tha daur,SMS maine kiye the sab ne kia shor,paisa to mera gaya par sab kamine keh rahe the1 aur 1 aur.
Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai, Bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai, Aur kitna intezar karu tere sms ka, arre yaar kanjusi ki bhi ek haad hoti hai.
Jindagi behal hai, sur hai na taal hai, vicharo ki kya hadtaal hai, SMS box kangal hai, ek sms bhej de, meri mobile ki jindagi ka sawal hai.
Baith Kr Unki Zulfon K Saaye Me Swarg Jaisa Anand AayaKambakhat Biwi Ne Dekh Liya Shaam Ko Hospital Me Hi Hosh Aaya..
DARDE DIL SEHNA ASAAN NAHI HOTA, KIMTI CHEEJ KE HAR KOI KAABIL NAHI HOTA, YEH TO UPARWALE KI MEHARBAANI HAI , WARNA TERE JAISE POPAT KE PAAS MOBILE NAHI HOTA.
God apun se pucha, Kidhar jana mangta ? SWARG YA NARAK ? Apun bola NARAK ! Apun ko malum, Tum sala dost log udharich milega, Bole to Jidhar tum, Woich apun ka SWARAG!!