Kahi andhera kahi

Kahi andhera kahi
Kahi andhera kahi sham hogi meri hr khushi tumhare nam hogi 1 bar kuch mang k to dekho bjli,pani,telefon ka bill or karz me dubi har proprty tumhare nam hogi!
  

Jan, 23 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     2058 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Dil ke Aashiyan nahi sajaate, ishq ke nagme nahi gaate... Hamari ek pasand se na toot jaye Hazaron dil, tabhi to hum koi girl friend nahi banaate.
Ek khwab ek khayal ek hakikat ho tum.Dosti me padne wali har jarurat ho tum. Jisko roj etne sare sms karna pade arey yar ajib musibat ho tum.
Likho to paigam kuch aisa likho ki kalam bhi rone ko majbur ho gaye... Har lafz me dard itna bhar do ki examiner bhi pass karne ko majbur ho jaye....
Mat kar mere dost apniwali se itni mohabat vo aankho se war karti hai,maine dekha hai unhi aankho me vo tujh se jyada mujhse pyar karti hai.
Jeans T-Shirt Pehan Jab Me Tayyar Hota, Utha K Mobile BIKE Pe Sawar Hota, Dekhte Log Chat Pe Chadkar, Aur Kehte Kash Ye ladka Hamari Ladki Ka Pyar Hota.
Hum itne SWEET nai ki diabities ho jaye,Nai itne SALTY ki B.P badh jye,Nai itne TASTY ki maza aa jaye,Par hum itne KADWE b nahi ki yad n aye
Tajmahal kya cheez hai, isse badi imarat banaunga, Mumtaz to marke dafan hui thi, tuzhe to mein zinda dafnaunga
AAJ KAL TUM MUSHKURATI BAHUT HO,MERE DIL KO BHAATI BAHUT HO,DIL KEHTA HAI LE JAAUN TUMHEN DINNER PE,PAR SUNA HAI TUM KHAATI BAHUT HO!
Chuhe ka sehra suhana lagta hai,Chuhiya ka to dil diwana lagta hai,Pal bhar me aise kutarte hain kapde,Ab to her kapda purana lagta hai
Yeh teri aankhein jhuki-jhuki si,Yeh tera chehra khila-khila sa,jab tere chehre par haath fera ,Aadha kilo Fair & lovely mila...
Naseeb se fariyad kar sakte hai,khuda se dua maang sakte hai,kya hua firbhi agar tumse mil nahi sakte,sms bhej kaar tumhe yaad to kar sakte hai.
Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai, Unke aane ki aas lagti hai unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai