sitam dhane ki

sitam dhane ki
sitam dhane ki hadh hoti hai,pass na aane ki bhi hadh hoti hai, Ruth jane ki bhi hadh hoti hai,1 sms kar de jalim paise bachane ki bhi hadh hoti hai
  

Jan, 23 2012     148 chars (1 sms)     1279 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

more Funny Shayari SMS Messages

Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola aur vo boli ki Thanda matlab Coca Cola
khoobsoorti to hai karigari khuda ki, tarif sunkar haseenayen kyon hojati hain badguman ?
Jub dekha unhon ne tirchhi nazar se, to hum madhosh ho gaey, Par jab pata chala ke un ki nazren hi tirchhi hain, to hum behosh ho gaey.
Likhne wale ek ehsaan kar de, Mere yar ki taqdir me uska pyar likh de, Na mile kabi dard use mohbat me,Tu chahe to uski GIRL FRIEND meri kar de.....!!!!!!
humne jab-jab chaaha,tab-tab aap jaage,humne jab-jab chaaha,tab-tab aap jaage;kyuki aapke ghar ki ghanti bajaakar,hum roz raat ko bhaage.trin.. trin.
Ek hai asman ka tara , Ek hai sagar ka kinara, Bewafa hai zamana sara, Nasib hai achha hamara, JO mila DOST aap jaisa Pyara..
Galat najar se dekhoge to har jagah tume kharab hi lagegi...Aur achchi najar se dekhoge to har ladki tume bhabhi dikhegi..
Jeena tere pyar mushkil kar diya… humein appney hi ghar se beghar kar diya…… balance bacha hi nahi jo tujh ko call kartey…. eik sms tha woh bhi teri nazarr kar diya…
Kabhi dost kehte ho, Kabhi dua dete ho, Kabhi bewaqt nind se jaga dete ho, Par jab bhi hume "SMS" karte ho, To khuda kasam zindgi k saare gam bhula dete ho
Marne par hamein jannat mile na mile, ye hawa ye fiza mile na mile, SMS karne ke kasar mat karna MERE dost, maloom nahi wahan MOBILE mile na mile.
chori chori ye ana jana chor do chupke chupke u nazr milana chor do kisi din bohat pito ge unse tumyeh masjidon se jute churana chor do.
Duniya Se Jo Dare, Usse Kayar Kehte Hain, Duniya Jisse Dare, Usse Shayar Kehte Hain, Biwi Se Jo Dare, Usse Shohar Kehte Hain.