mana hum itne

mana hum itne
mana hum itne SWEET nahi, k diabetes ho jaye. nahi itne SALTY k BP badh jaye, nahi itne TASTY k habit ban jaye, aur hum itne KADWE bhi nahi k yaad hi naa aaye
  

Jan, 23 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     1050 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Machar ne app ko kata woh uska junoon tha,app ne khuglaya woh app ka sukoon tha, chah kar bhi app machar ko marr na sake kiun ke uski ragon main app ka khun tha............
Jaane kab sms send karoge? Send ke button pe kab apna thumb bend karoge? Ab tak bahut balance jama kiya. Kab apni kanjoosi ka "THE END" karoge.
Tum kya jano gum kya hota hai Tum kya jano gum kisey kehte hai Tum kya jano gum kya chiz hoti hai Tumne to hmesha fevicol use kiya hena.
Jeena tere pyar mushkil kar diya… humein appney hi ghar se beghar kar diya…… balance bacha hi nahi jo tujh ko call kartey…. eik sms tha woh bhi teri nazarr kar diya…
bhigi palko ke sang muskurate hain hum , pal pal dil ko behlate hai hum , tu door hai humse to kya hua ?? har sms mein teri aahat paate hai hum
kaaash ke tere chehre par Chickenpox ke daag hote. kaaash ke tere chehre par chickenpox ke daag hote. chand to tu hai hi, sitaare bhee saaath hote.
Lagta hai teri dosti me mar jayenge.mar gay to tera hi nam lagayenge.riswat dekar tumhe upar bulayenge.phir aram se dono baithkar gappe ladayenge.
Bhul Se Agar Koi Bhul Hui Ho to , Bhul Samajh Ke Bhul Jana Areeeee Bhulana Sirf bhul Ko, Bhulkar Bhi Hame Na Bhul Jana.
Kidki se deka to raste pe koi nahi tha.Kidki se deka to raste pe koi nahi tha. Raste pe ja ke dekha to kidki pe koi nahi tha.
God apun se pucha, Kidhar jana mangta ? SWARG YA NARAK ? Apun bola NARAK ! Apun ko malum, Tum sala dost log udharich milega, Bole to Jidhar tum, Woich apun ka SWARAG!!
Humne jab bhi kisi se kiya pyar, to yeh anjaam nikla; Kisi ne kiya inkaar, to kisi ka pehle se Yaar nikla !!
Ab unhe dekhne ki aas nahi hai.. Ab unhe dekhne ki aas nahi hai.. kyunki ab wo dekhne me itni khas nahi hai