Pyaar main jubaan

Pyaar main jubaan
Pyaar main jubaan chup ho to Ankhen bolti he,Ankhen chup ho to Dil bolta he,Dil chup hoto,Hoto,Log bolte he "RAM NAAM Satya HE".....
  

Jan, 23 2012     132 chars (1 sms)     1190 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Khuda kare mobile tera kho jaaye, Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaaye, Ladkiyon ko SMS karu tere naam par, Maar tuje pade aur kaleja Thanda mera Ho Jaaye.
Pyaar main jubaan chup ho to Ankhen bolti he,Ankhen chup ho to Dil bolta he,Dil chup hoto,Hoto,Log bolte he "RAM NAAM Satya HE".....
Baith Kr Unki Zulfon K Saaye Me Swarg Jaisa Anand AayaKambakhat Biwi Ne Dekh Liya Shaam Ko Hospital Me Hi Hosh Aaya..
Jeans T-Shirt Pehan Jab Me Tayyar Hota, Utha K Mobile BIKE Pe Sawar Hota, Dekhte Log Chat Pe Chadkar, Aur Kehte Kash Ye ladka Hamari Ladki Ka Pyar Hota.
Jab tumhara sms aata hai, mera rom rom machal jaata hai ang ang me gudgudi hoti hai, ye sms ka kassor nahi hai, kambakht cell hi vibrator par hota hai.
Jab jab hame pyaas lagti hai, unke aane ki aas lagti hai.Unki deewangi main hum ho gaye itne deewane,ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti he.
Galat najar se dekhoge to har jagah tume kharab hi lagegi...Aur achchi najar se dekhoge to har ladki tume bhabhi dikhegi..
Chala ja SMS tu banke gulab,Hogi sachi dosti to aayega jawab agar na aaye jawab,to mat hona udas samajna k mere liye waqt nahi unke pass..
Kabi Shikayt na labo pe laynge.Kaha hai Dost to dosti nibhange,Koi Tumhari Burai mere samne kare,Ksam khate h ki,hm b ha me ha milaynge .
Chehre pe aapk gazab ki smile hai, suna hai aapk pass bhi mobile hai. Usme sms ki moti file hai, phir bhi sms karte nahi, ye konsa style hai
Aaj Unki Sharart SamaJh Aayi, Yahan Per Apki Jarurat SamaJh Aayi, Apko Dharati Per Bhejna To Bahana Tha, RAVAN Ki Jagah Kisi Ko To Aana Tha.
Jin mein basi jaanki,rum mein base Ram ,WHISKY mein baseWHISHNU, BEER mein VEER HANUMAN,kis kis ka tyag karen, Har bottle mein BHAGWAAN