Mausam shabab ka,

Mausam shabab ka,
Mausam shabab ka, nasha sharab ka, parda janab ka aur rang gulab ka; In sab se haseen, in sab se LAJAWAB dekho SMS padhne wala,MENDAK TALAAB ka; Trrr..Trrr..
  

Jan, 23 2012     157 chars (1 sms)     1235 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

more Funny Shayari SMS Messages

Ankhein teri roye aansu mere ho! Dil tera dhadke dhadkan meri ho!Ay mere dost dosti itani gehari ho ki!Sadak par teri pitai ho aur galati meri ho!
Tum kya jano gum kya hota hai Tum kya jano gum kisey kehte hai Tum kya jano gum kya chiz hoti hai Tumne to hmesha fevicol use kiya hena.
Wo bole Mehfil me kahi humare jute kho gaye,ab ghar Kaise jayenge, Humne kaha Aap shayari to shuru Kre, itne ayenge k gine bhi Na Jayenge.
ham unke kareeb ja ke unhe paa na sake is bat ka gham hai,ek chand hamar unchain par haiaur ek hamari hight bhi kam hai
Jitne Channel TV ke, utne nakhre 'BV' ke, TV chale remote se, BV chale note se, cheda agar TV ko tv hua kharab, jo cheda BV ko, beghar hue janab.
Kash mobile company ke offer aise hojaye jo mujhe sms karte ho unke cell apne aap recharge hojaye aur na karte ho to unke sim block hoja
Dabbay mai dabba dabay mai khargosh wah Wah Gaur Farmaye Dabbay mai dabba dabay mai khargosh wah Wah Uncle ne aankh mari aunty Behosh.
Kabhi hamari yad AYE TO COL KAR LENA PAISE KAM HO TO SMS KAR LENA AGAR YE BHI N KAR SAKO TO MOBILE DAHI ME DALKAR VIBRATER ON KAR.
Jub dekha unhon ne tirchhi nazar se, to hum madhosh ho gaey, Par jab pata chala ke un ki nazren hi tirchhi hain, to hum behosh ho gaey.
Jab hum roya karege.Teri yad ko dhoya karege. Jab hum peya karege.Teri yad me jeya karege. Agr hum mar gaye to yamraj ka mobile lek tumhe sms kiya karenge
"Bethe bethe kamre me kar rahe the Press thoda gaur farmaiy gE bethe bethe kamre me kar rahe the Pressa apki yad aayi aur jal gai dress
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