Kash SHARE ka

Kash SHARE ka insurance ho jata, Share mein TRADE karne se pahle premium bharwaya jata, BHAV UPAR jaye to theek warna, Trade pe jo LOSS hota .........uska claim to mil jata

Jan, 23 2012 172 chars (2 sms) 1118 views Shayari > Funny Shayari

more Funny Shayari SMS Messages

koi gam nahi,

koi gam nahi,fir bi man udas haikoi rasta nahi,fir bi ek aas haikehne ko hai bahut apne,par tu hi 1 khaas haiZyada senti mat ho,ye sab bakwas ha

Shadi karna tha

Shadi karna tha par kismat khuli nahi, TAJMAHAL Bana tha par MUMTAZ mili nahi,Ab kismat khuli, Shadi hue, ab TAZ banana chahta hu, par ye MUMTAZ marti nahi!

AAJ KAL TUM

AAJ KAL TUM MUSHKURATI BAHUT HO,MERE DIL KO BHAATI BAHUT HO,DIL KEHTA HAI LE JAAUN TUMHEN DINNER PE,PAR SUNA HAI TUM KHAATI BAHUT HO!

kahi andhera to

kahi andhera to kahi sham hogi,meri har kushi tere nam hogi ,kuch mang ke to dekh humse ,bijli pani ka bil aur karz mein doobi property tere nam hogi

Tum door sahi,

Tum door sahi, majboor sahi, par yaar tumhari aati hai, tum ssans wahan lete ho, par badbu yahan tak aati hai!!!

Kabi Shikayt na

Kabi Shikayt na labo pe laynge.Kaha hai Dost to dosti nibhange,Koi Tumhari Burai mere samne kare,Ksam khate h ki,hm b ha me ha milaynge .

Khawabon me ayenge

Khawabon me ayenge SMS ki tarha,dil me bas jange RINGTONE ki tarha,dosti kam na hogi BALANCE ki tarha,bas tum busy na rehna NETWORK ki tarha

Hum itne SWEET

Hum itne SWEET nai ki diabities ho jaye,Nai itne SALTY ki B.P badh jye,Nai itne TASTY ki maza aa jaye,Par hum itne KADWE b nahi ki yad n aye

Me train k khidki

Me train k khidki se jhak raha tha tabi woh mere samne ayi,ankonse anken takrai,Dilme hui hulchl,Jan hateli pr ayi Tabhi woh muskurai aur boli CHAI CHAI

Meri zindagi par

Meri zindagi par ek ehsaan kardo, ye mohabbat mere naam kar do, subah ko milo saam kardo, aur shaam tak mere ghar ka sab kaam kardo…

Mere Dil, Jiger,

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...

Log kehte hain

Log kehte hain ki ladkiyan zindagi hoti hain maut nahi, magar woh log ueh kyon bhool jaate hain ki dhoka bhi zindagi hi deti hai maut nahi."

Categories April Fool Festival Friendship Funny General Graphical Greeting Jokes Language Love Miss You Naughty Occassions Quotes Seasons Shayari Sorry

Kash SHARE ka

more Funny Shayari SMS Messages

Search SMS Messages