Kash SHARE ka

Kash SHARE ka insurance ho jata, Share mein TRADE karne se pahle premium bharwaya jata, BHAV UPAR jaye to theek warna, Trade pe jo LOSS hota .........uska claim to mil jata

Jan, 23 2012 172 chars (2 sms) 1221 views Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Me train k khidki

Me train k khidki se jhak raha tha tabi woh mere samne ayi,ankonse anken takrai,Dilme hui hulchl,Jan hateli pr ayi Tabhi woh muskurai aur boli CHAI CHAI

Dekha Tujhe

Dekha Tujhe To Rooh Khush Ho Gayi,Ek Kami Thi Vo Bhi Puri Ho Gayi,Pagal Hain Vo Log Jo Kehte Hain Ki,Dinosaur Ki Aakhri Nasal Kahin Kho Gayi!!

Zamane ke darr

Zamane ke darr se teri tasvir toilet mein chupa rakhi hai, Didar ho tera bar bar isiliye julab ki goli kha rakhi hai….

Zindgi me kai

Zindgi me kai mushkile aati hai,Aur insaan zinda rehne se ghabrata hai,par socho kaise 1000 kato ke bich,Reh kar bhi 1 phul muskrata hai.

Machar ne app

Machar ne app ko kata woh uska junoon tha,app ne khuglaya woh app ka sukoon tha, chah kar bhi app machar ko marr na sake kiun ke uski ragon main app ka khun tha............

Tu chandramukhi

Tu chandramukhi main surajmukhi, tu mujhse dukhi main tujhse dukhi. Chatt se chhalang laga de, phir tu bhi sukhi, main bhi sukhi.

Dabbay mai dabba

Dabbay mai dabba dabay mai khargosh wah Wah Gaur Farmaye Dabbay mai dabba dabay mai khargosh wah Wah Uncle ne aankh mari aunty Behosh.

Aisi dosti hamari,

Aisi dosti hamari, ki dil chahe tu har safr dagar me mile, Mar bhi jaau to pyar rahe kayam, Tu mere saath wali kabar me mile.

Wo chand si

Wo chand si Ladki,Zulfen uski kali.Uski chal aisi,Mano hirni si mtawali.Uski hr ada,Is jahan se Nirali.Pr tu kya karega Wo Ladki to mne ptali.

Dil se tumhe

Dil se tumhe kaise mita de, Hum tumhe kaise bhoola de. Ji to chahata hai duniya chor de, Ya phir judai dene wale in duniya walo ko phod de

Jeans T-Shirt Pehan

Jeans T-Shirt Pehan Jab Me Tayyar Hota, Utha K Mobile BIKE Pe Sawar Hota, Dekhte Log Chat Pe Chadkar, Aur Kehte Kash Ye ladka Hamari Ladki Ka Pyar Hota.

khali hai botal

khali hai botal phir bhi piye ja raha hoon, zindagi maje se jiye ja raha hoon, sala kisi ka reply nahi aaraha, phir bhi sms kiye ja raha hoo…

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