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Jan, 23 2012     136 chars (1 sms)     1257 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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A Real Love Song-:Bazigar O Bazigar,,Tari Mummy ne jaine raji kar,,Ho Tune Dil Mera Toda,,Mene Fevicole se Joda,,Mere Fevicole ka Paisa Vapis Kar,
Wo Dosti hi kya jisme duriya na ho,Wo apnapan hi kya jisme ladai na ho,wo dil hi kya jisme dard na ho,aur wo cell hi kya jisme hamara SMS na ho..
Bhiga sa lagta he aalam tumhe.Bhigi si lagti he subah tumhe.Bhiga lag rha he sara jahan tumhe.Uth Nalayak Bistar Gila Kar Diya HaiTUNE
Arz hai... Is dil mein tarane bahot hain, zindagi jeene ke bahane bahot hain, kis kis ko sms karu,kambaqt is nacheez ke diwane bahot hain!!!
Kash sab log ek jaise hote. Ek HUM HAI, jo sms nahi apna DIL bhejte hain. Aur ek AAP HAI, jo Hamara DIL rakhne ke liye bhi sms nahi bhejte…
KKabi kushi pilati hai kabi gam, kabi wisky pite hai kabi rum, pila deti hai USKI yadien or tanhai, badnam hote hai bus botal or hum
Jindagi behal hai, sur hai na taal hai, vicharo ki kya hadtaal hai, SMS box kangal hai, ek sms bhej de, meri mobile ki jindagi ka sawal hai.
Chuhe ka sehra suhana lagta hai,Chuhiya ka to dil diwana lagta hai,Pal bhar me aise kutarte hain kapde,Ab to her kapda purana lagta hai
khali hai botal phir bhi piye ja raha hoon, zindagi maje se jiye ja raha hoon, sala kisi ka reply nahi aaraha, phir bhi sms kiye ja raha hoo…
SAB DOST BEWAFA HO GAYE, HUM APNE MOBILE SE KHAFA HO GAYE. EK SMS TO KAR DE ZAALIM WARNA DUNIYA WALE SAMJHENGE , HUM DONO JUDHA HO GAYE.
Wo Maza..Na takht me..Na taj me.. Na poori diniya ke raj me. Na sur me na saaz me, Na kuber ke khazaneme... Jo maza hai woh subah uthkar fir so jane m..!
"SHADI" karne ke bad, Aur "MOBAIL" lene ke bad, Ek hi AFSOS hota hai, Kuch Din aur rook jata,To achha "MODEL" mil jata.