Subha saam aapki

Subha saam aapki
Subha saam aapki yaad aati hai, raat din satati hai, karne ko to karle phon aapko par customer care ki ek ladki hai jo bar bar balence low batati hai.
  

Jan, 23 2012     150 chars (1 sms)     2073 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Unki galise mera janaza nikla wo na nikle jin ke liye janaza nikla unka Ghar aaya mere dost siti bajane lage ,rakh kar mera janaza kamine use PATANE lage
Khwab main ayegi sms ki Tarah.Dil main bas jayegi RINGTONE ki Tarah.DOSTI kam na hogi BALANCE ki Tarah bas aap busy na rahe NETWORK ki Tara
Shadi karna tha par kismat khuli nahi, TAJMAHAL Bana tha par MUMTAZ mili nahi,Ab kismat khuli, Shadi hue, ab TAZ banana chahta hu, par ye MUMTAZ marti nahi!
Soch samajh ke na ki shaadi jisne, Usne jeevan bigaad liya. Aur chaturai se ki shadi jisne, Usne bhi kya ukhad liya.
Kya leker aye the..? Kya leker jaoge..? Mujhe sms nahi kar k kitni chillar bachaoge? Itne paise bachaker kya...... NARAK mein bangla banaoge.
Ye kis tarah yaad aa rahe ho,Aakhe band hai phir bhi nazar aa rahe ho,Na jane kyo aisa lagta hai jaise,Samne khade ho aur POONCH hila raheho
Ye BewAfa tune mera dil jAla kAR raAkh kAr diya he..Premika:Teri kurbAni bekAr nhi jAyegi,Bhej de raAkh BARTAN Dhone ke kAam Ayegi.!
Chehre pe aapk gazab ki smile hai, suna hai aapk pass bhi mobile hai. Usme sms ki moti file hai, phir bhi sms karte nahi, ye konsa style hai
Aap se milkar ho gaya zindagi se pyar, raah me chod kar mat jana mere yaar.. Bin Aapke hum jee na payenge.. aap na honge to hum--- 'Ullu' kise banayenge mere yaar..
Yad Rak Kar Meri Dosti Ko Tumne Meri Zindgi Par Ehsan Kr Diya is Mobile May A Last Rupya Tha Dek Wo B Tere Naam Kr Diya.
Hum Gaye The unke Ghar Kehna Tha Dil se Dil Milalo Unki Maa Ne Khola Darwaza Hum Ghabra Ke Bole Aunty Bachho ko POLIO Ki Dawa Pilwa Lo..
Log kehte hain ki ladkiyan zindagi hoti hain maut nahi, magar woh log ueh kyon bhool jaate hain ki dhoka bhi zindagi hi deti hai maut nahi."