Mein bilkul Sharef

Mein bilkul Sharef
Mein bilkul Sharef ho gya hu 1 Ladki k karib ho gya hu Uske Paas mere dil k Chabi hai Vo Meri aakhri Dilruba Aur Tumhari 25vi Bhabhi haI
  

Jan, 23 2012     136 chars (1 sms)     1270 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Aj khuda ki shararat samajh aae hai, is dharti par apki hukumat samajh aae hai, apko dharti par bhejna uska bahana tha RAVAN ke baad kisi ko to is dharti par aana tha....
Tanhai me na waqt bitaya karo,kabhi mehfil me bhi aaya karo,kya hua jo tut gaye samne k 2 daant .Phir bhi dil khol k muskuraya karo...
Shadi karna tha par kismat khuli nahi, TAJMAHAL Bana tha par MUMTAZ mili nahi,Ab kismat khuli, Shadi hue, ab TAZ banana chahta hu, par ye MUMTAZ marti nahi!
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Teri galiyo me na rakhenge kadam aaj k baad. Kyon ki kichad bahut ho jata he barsaat k baad.
E dost tu bhi likha kar shayri Meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jayega Log phekainge anday tematar, To raat ki sabzi ka intezaam ho jayega.
kya moh kya maya hai,is duniya mein sukh kisne paya hai,Hame bhi msg karke dekh lo.Compny ne mobile sirf tere G-F ke liye nhi bnaya hai
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Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai, Bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai, Aur kitna intezar karu tere sms ka, arre yaar kanjusi ki bhi ek haad hoti hai.
na kar nahi nahi yeh waqt nahi nahi ka, teri is nahi ne mujhe chora nahi kahin ka
Jab tumhara sms aata hai, mera rom rom machal jaata hai ang ang me gudgudi hoti hai, ye sms ka kassor nahi hai, kambakht cell hi vibrator par hota hai.