Mein bilkul Sharef

Mein bilkul Sharef
Mein bilkul Sharef ho gya hu 1 Ladki k karib ho gya hu Uske Paas mere dil k Chabi hai Vo Meri aakhri Dilruba Aur Tumhari 25vi Bhabhi haI
  

Jan, 23 2012     136 chars (1 sms)     1321 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya, Hum umar bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge. Kya hua jo humari girl friend nahi, Hum aapki girl friend ke sahare ji lenge.
Chandani ne Kaha ke tu pyar kar… Shama ne kaha aankhen char kar… Gori ko cheda to boli muskarakar.. Abhi tu nadaan hai kuch intezar kar
Ek Ladki ki dua. "Kasam se har ladke ko bhula dungi, Sabhi ki tasvir jala dungi, Ek tum hi rahoge is dil me, Mobile me Balance dalwa do tumhe dua dungi
kabhi kehte the dost hamare ke "jaan bhi maango to hazir hai", Aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehte hai , aur maango to inkaar karte hain
paani peetaa hoon pipe se Apple khataan hoon knife se Apni bhi kya life hain yaaron Jooten khataa hoon apni wife se!!!
Paani me tairna machhli ka style, Hawa me udna panchhi ka style, Different messages bhejna mera style, Fukat ka message padhna Aapka style..
Wo chand si Ladki,Zulfen uski kali.Uski chal aisi,Mano hirni si mtawali.Uski hr ada,Is jahan se Nirali.Pr tu kya karega Wo Ladki to mne ptali.
Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi, hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi, Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho, ?? hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi
Koi cheez Bewafai se badkar kya hogi, Ghum-e-imtihan judai se badkar kya hogi, kisiko deni ho jawani mein saza To PADAI se badkar saza kya hogi.
Jin ke pas hai ... Wo hath me le k hilate hai. Jin k pass nahi hai... Wo ungali dal k hilate hai........ Bole to kya??.... Tooth brush .... Yar
MERA DIL, JIGAR KIDNEY LEVER HO TUM, WAQT BEWAQT AAYE WOFEVER HO TUM, DOOBKAR JISME KHO JAAU WO RIVER HO TUM, JEEVAN ME AB TO FOREVER HO TUM.
Bahut door rehkar bhi paas lagte ho,nazar se door rehkar bhi khaas lagte ho,har baar dusro ka diya sms bhejte ho, aur khud ko kavi KALIDAS samjate ho.