Shadi karna tha

Shadi karna tha
Shadi karna tha par kismat khuli nahi, TAJMAHAL Bana tha par MUMTAZ mili nahi,Ab kismat khuli, Shadi hue, ab TAZ banana chahta hu, par ye MUMTAZ marti nahi!
  

Jan, 23 2012     156 chars (1 sms)     2635 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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mana hum itne SWEET nahi, k diabetes ho jaye. nahi itne SALTY k BP badh jaye, nahi itne TASTY k habit ban jaye, aur hum itne KADWE bhi nahi k yaad hi naa aaye
Kon keheta hai aashik mara karte hai?Kon keheta hai aashik mara karte hai....?Vo to kabar me bhi apne meheboob ka intjar karte hai......
SAB DOST BEWAFA HO GAYE, HUM APNE MOBILE SE KHAFA HO GAYE. EK SMS TO KAR DE ZAALIM WARNA DUNIYA WALE SAMJHENGE , HUM DONO JUDHA HO GAYE.
"SHADI" karne ke bad, Aur "MOBAIL" lene ke bad, Ek hi AFSOS hota hai, Kuch Din aur rook jata,To achha "MODEL" mil jata.
Is kadar Hame akele chod jaane ki sajaa jarur paoge, Is kadar Hame akele chod jaane ki sajaa jarur paoge, Aage raasta khuda hua hai, phir 'U'-turn maarkar chale aaoge
Pehle Wo Kuch Bat To Krte The, Choti Sahi Mulakat To Karte The, Maine Youn Hi Unhe Apna Samz Lia, Wo Hmpar Nahi Mere Sms Par Marte The.
Bhiga sa lagta he aalam tumhe.Bhigi si lagti he subah tumhe.Bhiga lag rha he sara jahan tumhe.Uth Nalayak Bistar Gila Kar Diya HaiTUNE
Ye BewAfa tune mera dil jAla kAR raAkh kAr diya he..Premika:Teri kurbAni bekAr nhi jAyegi,Bhej de raAkh BARTAN Dhone ke kAam Ayegi.!
Dali ne dali pe nazar dali, kisi ne is par nazar dali kisi ne us par nazar dali ,hamne jis par nazar dali uske baap ne uski shadi kar dali
Jo gadha bhi na khaye wo ghas ho tum Nalayak paji aur badmas ho tum Duniya chahe kuch bhi kahe Par mere liye bahut khas ho tum.
Tum paas ho to tujhpe pyar aata hai, Tum door ho to tera intezaar satata hai. Kya kahe is dil ki haalat ki, Tujhe yaad kar karke hume bukhaar ho jaata hai.
Insurance wale bhi kya gajab dhate hain Insurance wale bhi kya gajab dhate hain logon ki patniyon ke pas ghanton bethkar unk pati ke marne ke fayde batate hain