Pad likh kar

Pad likh kar
Pad likh kar kya karna hai ,Akhir ek din Sabko marna hai,4 din khushi se ji le dost, kyuki agle janam me fir K.G. se Shuru karna hai.
  

Jan, 23 2012     133 chars (1 sms)     3766 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Woh choom lain aik bar to aati nahi neend, unki awaz suntay suntay raat jati hai beet, is liye kehte hoon yeh risk na uthao, . "MORTIEN JALAO MACHAR BHAGAO"
Aaj tum dil mango de denge, Dhadkan mango de denge, jigar mango to de sakte hai, Kyonki charon filmki VCD gharpe padi hai
Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main karoonga Tum usay debug karna, wait main karoonga
Pyar yuhi kisi se kiya jata nahi. Pyar kiya hai dard to hoga hi.Is dard ki adat na dalo,kyuki ye dard MOOV se jata NAHI
AAPKI YAAD ME MAINE KALAM UTHAAI, LIYA KAGAAZ AUR AAPKI TASVEER BANAYAI, SOCHA THA DIL SE LAGA KE RAKHU US TASVIR KO, PAR WO TO BACCHO KO DARAANE KO KAAM AAYI.
Bewaja kisi ko sataya nahi karte, had se jyada kisi ko tadpaya nahi karte, jinki sanse chalti ho apke sMs se, une apne sMs k liye rulaya nahi karte
Jin ke pas hai ... Wo hath me le k hilate hai. Jin k pass nahi hai... Wo ungali dal k hilate hai........ Bole to kya??.... Tooth brush .... Yar
Ankhein teri roye aansu mere ho! Dil tera dhadke dhadkan meri ho!Ay mere dost dosti itani gehari ho ki!Sadak par teri pitai ho aur galati meri ho!
Wo to Shahjahan Ka Pagalpan Tha, Warna Mumtaz Mei Baat Hi Kya Thi... Mohabbat Ki Kashish Ne TAJ MAHAL Bana Dala, Warna Ladkiyon Ki Auqat Hi Kya Thi..
Ishk me dil ka tamasha dekha nahi jaata, Humse tuta hua shisha dekha nahi jaata. Apne hiss eke saare sms de du tujhe, Mujhse tera kangaal msg box dekha nahi jaata.
Some one says Whisky is Risky,while sum1 says Whisky bina zindagi miss ki,But i say Rum,Beer ho ya Whisky,Nahi hai wo ladki se zyada RISKY...cheers
Jub dekha unhon ne tirchhi nazar se, to hum madhosh ho gaey, Par jab pata chala ke un ki nazren hi tirchhi hain, to hum behosh ho gaey.