Hu main Dr

Hu main Dr
Hu main Dr jahan,Meri wife hai nurse waha.Ye kaisa zulm sehna PADTA hai,Mujhe apni wife ko SISTER KEHNA PADTA hai!!
  

Jan, 23 2012     115 chars (1 sms)     1147 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

more Funny Shayari SMS Messages

Samundar k kinare baithe hai. . . . Kabhi to lehar aayegi. . . . . . . Kismat badle na badle . . . . . Atleast CHAPPAL TO DHUL Jaigee . . .
Apki yadoko ansu banakar piya karenge,bewakt apko mis kia karege, apki yadome mar b gaye to kya? "YAMRAJ" k mobilese roz apko sms kiya karenge.
Mausam shabab ka, nasha sharab ka, parda janab ka aur rang gulab ka; In sab se haseen, in sab se LAJAWAB dekho SMS padhne wala,MENDAK TALAAB ka; Trrr..Trrr..
Kabi Shikayt na labo pe laynge.Kaha hai Dost to dosti nibhange,Koi Tumhari Burai mere samne kare,Ksam khate h ki,hm b ha me ha milaynge .
Lagta hai teri dosti me mar jayenge.mar gay to tera hi nam lagayenge.riswat dekar tumhe upar bulayenge.phir aram se dono baithkar gappe ladayenge.
Phoolon ko phool pasand hai, dilon ko dil pasand hai. Shayar ko shayeri pasand hai. Kisiki pasand se hame kya, hamko to bas apki girl friend pasand hai
Woh kahte he ki apka SMS churaya hua hota hai Yuto SMS ka khzana hota hai Kuch to kadar kar lo zalimon Akhir selection to HAMARA hota hai.
Socha tha harr modd pe Aap ko sMs karenge..... parr parr parr parr parr parr parr parr parr parr kambhakt sadAk sidhi nikli..
Unke Pyaar Me Umar Bhar Intezar Kiya..Unke Pyaar Me Umar Bhar Intezar Kiya,Aur Us Intezaar Me Na Jane Kitno Se Pyar kiya..
Kanjusi ka oscar jab diyajayega,tab apka naam sabse pahle liyajayega, galti se bhi kisiko sms mat karna nahi to oscar hath se chala jayega.
Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai, Bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai, Aur kitna intezar karu tere sms ka, arre yaar kanjusi ki bhi ek haad hoti hai.
Kya leke aye they, Kya lekar jaoge, Mujhe SMS na karke, Zalim kitne Paise Bachaoge!