Woh kahte he

Woh kahte he ki apka SMS churaya hua hota hai Yuto SMS ka khzana hota hai Kuch to kadar kar lo zalimon Akhir selection to HAMARA hota hai.

Jan, 23 2012 138 chars (1 sms) 906 views Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Likhe jo KHAT

Likhe jo KHAT tuje Wo teri YAD me Sare k sare PAPA ne padh liye.Sawera jab huaTo JUTE pad gaye.Wo FASHION wale BAAL hava me ud gaye

Gam me jine

Gam me jine me maza aata hai,gharibo ke ghar bhi khuda aata hai,hum hain jo baarish ki tarah roz sms karte hain,aur ek aap hain jinka sms sarkari nal mein pani ki tarah aata hai

Ankhein teri roye

Ankhein teri roye aansu mere ho! Dil tera dhadke dhadkan meri ho!Ay mere dost dosti itani gehari ho ki!Sadak par teri pitai ho aur galati meri ho!

Lambi khmoshi bahut

Lambi khmoshi bahut kuch keh jati hai, tadapne k liye sirf yad reh jati hai, kya fark padta hai WILLS ho ya KING'S, jalne k bad sirf rakh to reh jati hai.

Krishna K Kadmo

Krishna K Kadmo Pe Kadam Badaye Chalo Ab Murli nahi Hai To Citi Bazaye Chalo Radha To Ghar Wale Dilayenge hi Mgar tab tk Gopiya Pataye Chalo

Arz kiya hai: Bahar

Arz kiya hai: Bahar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi, ki bahar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi aur phool khilne se pahle...... Bakri kha gayi.

Jo sadiyaon se

Jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai Woh repeat kar doonga... Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey Ctrl+Alt+delete kar doonga...

Mausam shabab ka,

Mausam shabab ka, nasha sharab ka, parda janab ka aur rang gulab ka; In sab se haseen, in sab se LAJAWAB dekho SMS padhne wala,MENDAK TALAAB ka; Trrr..Trrr..

Dared dil mein

Dared dil mein gam ki kaliyan khilti hai, Ab to tanhaiya aakar humse milti hai, Aapne bandh kiya jabse sms karma, Mobile ki battery jyada chalti hai.

Zamane ke darr

Zamane ke darr se teri tasvir toilet mein chupa rakhi hai, Didar ho tera bar bar isiliye julab ki goli kha rakhi hai….

Mere Ishq Ki

Mere Ishq Ki Bowling Ne Uske Dil Ka Wicket Gira Dia Lekin Meri Taqder To Dekho! Uska Baap Umpire Tha,Meri Bowl Ko Noball Kehla Diya.

Kon keheta hai

Kon keheta hai aashik mara karte hai?Kon keheta hai aashik mara karte hai....?Vo to kabar me bhi apne meheboob ka intjar karte hai......

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