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softdrinks Contain Dangerous
softdrinks Contain Dangerous Pestcides. Insan to newspape! r padh sakte hain par janwaro ka kya hoga kyonki.... Aaj kal CHEETAH BHI PEETA HAI !
  
Jan, 23 2012     143 chars (1 sms)     2621 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Fizao me tum
Fizao me tum ho Hawao me tum ho Baharo me tum ho Ghataonme tum ho Dhoop me tumho Sach hi suna tha buri aatma ka koi thikana nahi hota.
Tumsa koi zamin
Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi, tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi, Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi.
Request karti hun,
Request karti hun, Refuse mat karna, Dil ka bulb jalakar, Fuse na udana.
Aap hamare dil
Aap hamare dil me base ho..wah...wah..!!aap hamare dil me base ho..thoda side ho jao sans lene wale pipe me fase ho.......
Woh choom lain
Woh choom lain aik bar to aati nahi neend, unki awaz suntay suntay raat jati hai beet, is liye kehte hoon yeh risk na uthao, . "MORTIEN JALAO MACHAR BHAGAO"
Is qadar hum
Is qadar hum aapko chahte hain ki duniyaa wale jal jaate hain yu to hum sabko ullu banate hain par aap zara jaldi ban jate hain
Jaane kab sms
Jaane kab sms send karoge? Send ke button pe kab apna thumb bend karoge? Ab tak bahut balance jama kiya. Kab apni kanjoosi ka "THE END" karoge.
Mumtaj ki kabar
Mumtaj ki kabar ko dekh ke har aashiq ko mohabbat ki misal nazar aati hai….Hum kis-kis ke liye Tajmahal banwayein???Hume to har ladki Mumtaj nazar aati hai….
Kambhakt ishq ne
Kambhakt ishq ne aaj humko rula diya jis pe marte the hum unhi ne bhula diya hum bhi unko bhulane ko pite gaye,1 din zalim ne usme bhi zher mila diya
Pani Dekh kar
Pani Dekh kar Pyaas lagti he. Koi Shadi dekh kar hame bhi Aas Dikhti he. Hum Logo ko kaise Samjhaye, Har JHAKAAS Ladki ki Maa hamari Saas lagti he…
Koi patthar se
Koi patthar se na maare mere diwaane ko, koi patthar se na maare mere diwaane ko, Bomb ka zamaana hai udaa do saale ko
"Masti aankho me
"Masti aankho me hoti hai sharab me nahi,Bhakti shradha me hoti hai mandir me nahi,Tu b jaan le, "Dosti SMS karne se badti hai padne se nahi

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