AAPKI jheel si

AAPKI jheel si
AAPKI jheel si aankhon mein, Dil doob jana chahata hai. Par phir yeh khayaal aata hai, Saala apun ko SWIMMING kaha aata hai
  

Jan, 23 2012     123 chars (1 sms)     986 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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mana hum itne SWEET nahi, k diabetes ho jaye. nahi itne SALTY k BP badh jaye, nahi itne TASTY k habit ban jaye, aur hum itne KADWE bhi nahi k yaad hi naa aaye
Kitne haseen hai aap,khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaya karo.Aankho mein kajal lagana hi kafi nahin gale mein nimbu mirchi bhi latkaya karo!
Nifty Ruth Gayi index Tut Gaye, debit ban Gaye Sapne Bhi Tut Gaye, Baki Rahe Khazane Mein Do paise, mandi Aayi To Woh Bhi Lut GAYE.
Pani mein tairna machali ka style, Hawa mein udna panchi ka style, Different messages bhejna mera style, Fukat ka message padna aap ka style.
Ishk me dil ka tamasha dekha nahi jaata, Humse tuta hua shisha dekha nahi jaata. Apne hiss eke saare sms de du tujhe, Mujhse tera kangaal msg box dekha nahi jaata.
Dil se aapka khayal jata nahi,aapke siwa koi yad aata nahi,hasrat to hai roz aapko dekhu, per"Kambakat" vo"MADARI" aapko roz lata nahi
Is kadar Hame akele chod jaane ki sajaa jarur paoge, Is kadar Hame akele chod jaane ki sajaa jarur paoge, Aage raasta khuda hua hai, phir 'U'-turn maarkar chale aaoge
Iss pyari si surat ka phir se didaar de, Tadap rahe hai hum ab aur na intezaar de. Awaz suna ey zalim magar, Ek missed call to maar de.
Naari ke chakkar mein bhool na jaana yaari, Jab laat maaregi naari to yaad aayegi hamari..... Purush bachao samiti ki taraf se Janhit mein jaari
Main tumhein pyaar kyun karoon, tum nahi ho Ash, Phir bhi tumhe dekhkar mera, system hota hai crash Teirna hai to beach me aao, Kinaro pe kya rakha hai, Pyaar karna hai to bahon me aao, isharo me kya rakha hai.
Jab hum pyar mein haar gaye, Tab ham ne socha khudkhushi kar le. Ham to chale khudkhushi karne tab ek aur khayal aaya, Kyu na ek baar phir pyar karle.
kaaash ke tere chehre par Chickenpox ke daag hote. kaaash ke tere chehre par chickenpox ke daag hote. chand to tu hai hi, sitaare bhee saaath hote.