AAPKI jheel si

AAPKI jheel si
AAPKI jheel si aankhon mein, Dil doob jana chahata hai. Par phir yeh khayaal aata hai, Saala apun ko SWIMMING kaha aata hai
  

Jan, 23 2012     123 chars (1 sms)     1012 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Pani Dekh kar Pyaas lagti he. Koi Shadi dekh kar hame bhi Aas Dikhti he. Hum Logo ko kaise Samjhaye, Har JHAKAAS Ladki ki Maa hamari Saas lagti he…
Mulk ki v ek sarhad hoti hai, Bache ki v ek zid hoti hai, Aur kitna intezar karu apke SMS ka, Kanjusi ki v ek had hoti hai..!!!
Asma Me Kali Ghata Chhayi He,aj Fir Gharwali Se Mar Khayi He,Kehti He Sudhar Jao,Par Meri Galti Nahi,Bajuwali Aj phir Mini Skirt me ayi he
college ki life main kai yaar milte hai,usme kuch kamine tho kuch dildar milte hai, agar acche se padhai ki tho koi bante hai doctor tho koi engneer warna darzi ki dukan per baith kar salwar silte hai …
Jitne Channel TV ke, utne nakhre 'BV' ke, TV chale remote se, BV chale note se, cheda agar TV ko tv hua kharab, jo cheda BV ko, beghar hue janab.
Lambi khmoshi bahut kuch keh jati hai, tadapne k liye sirf yad reh jati hai, kya fark padta hai WILLS ho ya KING'S, jalne k bad sirf rakh to reh jati hai.
Aaj Unki Sharart SamaJh Aayi, Yahan Per Apki Jarurat SamaJh Aayi, Apko Dharati Per Bhejna To Bahana Tha, RAVAN Ki Jagah Kisi Ko To Aana Tha.
Chehre pe aapk gazab ki smile hai, suna hai aapk pass bhi mobile hai. Usme sms ki moti file hai, phir bhi sms karte nahi, ye konsa style hai
Bewafa Ladkiyo Se To Wisky Achhi Hai Yeh Bhi Dil Jalati Hai… Woh Bhi Dil Jalati Hai… Kam se Kam Dil Jalane Se Pehle Wisky Hothon Se To Lag Jati Hai…
SMS to Ek Bahana Tha.Irada to Aapka Ek Pal Churana Tha.Aap yaad Kare Na kare Koi Baat Nahin,Par Aapki Yaad Aati Hai Bas Itna Batana Tha.
Jaane who kaisi hogi, Shayad who aisi hogi. Ya phir who waisi hogi, Jayada mat soch, tere sapno ki rani bilkul JASSI jaisi hogi.
Spne Ki Tarah Tujhe Saja K Rkhu Chandni Raat K Nazaron Se Chupa K Rkhu Meri Taqdeer Mere Sath Nhi varna Apne Samne Tumhe "MURGA"Bana K Rkhu!