Chand pe ghataye

Chand pe ghataye
Chand pe ghataye jati to hogi, Sitaro ko bhi nind Aati to hogi, Aaine me dekhakar sach sach kehna, Tumhe Apni shakal par hasi Aati to hogi.
  

Jan, 23 2012     139 chars (1 sms)     1878 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Teri pyaari surat pe dil harun,Teri har jaroorat pe jaan varun,Jab bhi sochoon teri harkatoon ke bare mein toh,Dil kare tere kaan ke neeche do marun.
Na bottle me na jar me,na hotel me na bar me,na bike pe na car me,ab to din guzarte hai apke pyar bhare sms ke intazar me
AAPKI jheel si aankhon mein, Dil doob jana chahata hai. Par phir yeh khayaal aata hai, Saala apun ko SWIMMING kaha aata hai
Is dil ki hai ek"Condition" jisme nahi kisi ko"Permission"sirf aap jaise dost ko hai"Admission" vo bhi bina "Donation" just maintain good "Relation".
Pehle Zindgi Cheen Li Mujhse,Ab wo Meri Maut Ka Bhi Faida Uthate Hai,Meri Kabr Par Phool Chadhane Ke Bahane wo Kisi Aurse Milne Jate Hai
khushi mili to has na sake,gum mila to ro na sake,bus yahi dustoor hai stock market ka,jise becha usse le na sake,aur jise liya use bech na sake. "Investor bachao adolan ke jan hith me jaari ".
Kabhi hamari yad AYE TO COL KAR LENA PAISE KAM HO TO SMS KAR LENA AGAR YE BHI N KAR SAKO TO MOBILE DAHI ME DALKAR VIBRATER ON KAR.
Shehar Ki Gali Mein Paan Ki Dukan, Devdas ne Dekhi Paro Ki Muskan, Devdas ne Khilaya Paro ko Paan, Khake Paan Paro Boli "Shukriya BhaiJaan"
ye jamana janta hai aur wo bhi jante hainki hame unse pyar bahut haiwoh hamse door hai fir bhi kyonki unke hamare jaise yar bahut hain
Maine tumhe dekha, tumhe follow kiya Tumne mere dil mein jalaaya pyaar ka diya Par tumhare bhaiyya se mera pad gaya paala Par tumhare bhaiyya se mera pad gaya paala Mujhe usne Clinic All Clear se Dho daala
Jahan Ki Gurbat Me Shukun Nhi Ayega Gam-E-Tohin Se Kubul Nhi Ayega Maklul Ki Fitrat He Ye Kafir Dimag Fat Jayega Par Sher Samaj Nhi Ayega
Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi, tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi, Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi.