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Jan, 23 2012     143 chars (1 sms)     1299 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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DIL KI KASTI U DOOBTI C, NAZAR AA RAHI HAI, KYA KARU A DIL, MERI WOH KISI AUR KO FASANE JAA RAHI HAI.
Kya leke aye they, Kya lekar jaoge, Mujhe SMS na karke, Zalim kitne Paise Bachaoge!
I LIKE U UTNA, U LIKE ME JITNA, I LIKE U TAB SE, U LIKE ME JAB SE, I LIKE U TAB TAK, U LIKE ME JAB TAK, U LIKE ME JAANE KAB TAK, BUT I LIKE U MARTE DAM TAK.
Mausam ye haseen kehta h pyaar kar le Dil diwana kehta h ikraar kar le chahat kehti h izhaar kar le par MUMMY KEHTI PEHLE DEGREE PASS KAR LE
Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi, jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi; dil ne kaha khud-kushi(suicide) kar le jalim, bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi
Jab jab hame pyaas lagti hai, unke aane ki aas lagti hai.Unki deewangi main hum ho gaye itne deewane,ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti he.
Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
Aap se milkar ho gaya zindagi se pyar, raah me chod kar mat jana mere yaar.. Bin Aapke hum jee na payenge.. aap na honge to hum--- 'Ullu' kise banayenge mere yaar..
Phoolon ko phool pasand hai, dilon ko dil pasand hai. Shayar ko shayeri pasand hai. Kisiki pasand se hame kya, hamko to bas apki girl friend pasand hai
Log ishq krte he bade sor k sath.Ham ne bhi kiya tha bade jor k sath.Magar ab krenge bade gor k sath.Kyo ki kal use dekha tha kisi or k sath
Mausam shabab ka, nasha sharab ka, parda janab ka aur rang gulab ka; In sab se haseen, in sab se LAJAWAB dekho SMS padhne wala,MENDAK TALAAB ka; Trrr..Trrr..
.Tere baal he ya ghana "Andhera",Tere baal hai ya ghana "Andhera"Kar dun "GANJA" ho jaye Sawera...!Ab Bolo wah wah!