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Jab i ne U
Jab i ne U se pyaar kiya to night ko sleeping chod diya tere face ki gentle beauty ne mere kind heart ko phod diya
  
Jan, 23 2012     114 chars (1 sms)     1193 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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