Jab i ne U

Jab i ne U
Jab i ne U se pyaar kiya to night ko sleeping chod diya tere face ki gentle beauty ne mere kind heart ko phod diya
  

Jan, 23 2012     114 chars (1 sms)     1127 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Soch samajh ke na ki shaadi jisne, Usne jeevan bigaad liya. Aur chaturai se ki shadi jisne, Usne bhi kya ukhad liya.
kya moh kya maya hai,is duniya mein sukh kisne paya hai,Hame bhi msg karke dekh lo.Compny ne mobile sirf tere G-F ke liye nhi bnaya hai
Ye CHAND bhi dekho kya ajib sitam dhata hai, Gour farmaye Ye CHAND bhi kya ajib sitam dhata hai, Bachpan me MAMA aur Jawani me SANAM nazar ata hai......!
Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka , toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai, na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA, aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai...!!!
MY DIL IS NOT LIKE JASSI, NOR I AM AS SWEET AS LASSI ZINDAGI ME CHAHTA HU ALWAYS FUN AND HANSI DOSTI KI HAI TO NIBHAUNGA, TILL I AM ASSI.
Meri zindagi par ek ehsaan kardo, ye mohabbat mere naam kar do, subah ko milo saam kardo, aur shaam tak mere ghar ka sab kaam kardo…
Madmast hawa hai,mausam bhi suhana hai,madmast hawa hai,mausam bhi suhana hai,bandar english me hindi padh rahe hai,kya educational zamana hai.
Chala ja SMS tu banke gulab,Hogi sachi dosti to aayega jawab agar na aaye jawab,to mat hona udas samajna k mere liye waqt nahi unke pass..
AMIRI KE KHAWAB DEKHNE LAGA, ANGREJI SHARAB CHAKHNE LAGA, BAAP NE KABHI PAGER NAHI DEKHA, AUR BETA MOBILE RAKHNE LAGA.
Na moh aur na maya hai..Aalas bas tumhi ko aya hai..Char panne palat lo beta..paper papaji ne nahi banaya hai..!
Dil se Dil lagakar to dekho, Hamari yaadon mein aansoo bahakar to dekho, SMS to kya call bhi karoonga, Ek baar mere mobile ka bill chukakar to dekho...
Wo Dosti hi kya jisme duriya na ho,Wo apnapan hi kya jisme ladai na ho,wo dil hi kya jisme dard na ho,aur wo cell hi kya jisme hamara SMS na ho..