Is kadar hum

Is kadar hum
Is kadar hum aapko chahte hain,Ki duniya wale jal jaate hain...Yu to hum sabko ullu banate hain,Par aap jara jaldi ban jaate hain...
  

Jan, 23 2012     132 chars (1 sms)     1375 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Dur hai par milne ke aas hai. Man ko har pal tumhara ahasas hai. Hajaro hai apane,par tu khaas hai. Emotional mat ho ye sab bakvas hai.
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Kahi andhera kahi sham hogi meri hr khushi tumhare nam hogi 1 bar kuch mang k to dekho bjli,pani,telefon ka bill or karz me dubi har proprty tumhare nam hogi!
Kitne haseen hai aap,khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaya karo.Aankho mein kajal lagana hi kafi nahin gale mein nimbu mirchi bhi latkaya karo!
Dil k dard ko pinewale kya jane Prem ki boli ko zalim zamana kya jane Hoti hai mehnat sms banane me,yeh padhkar DELETE karnewale kya jane
Main gaya uski gali me,Bola dil se dil laga lo,Jab dekha uski Mummi ko to bola,Jute,chappal theek karwa lo
Phool aisa ho jo baag ko khushbu se bhar de,Hamsafar aisa ho jo andheron ko roshan kar de,Dost aisa ho zindagi ko khushi aur mobile ko SMS se bhar de…
Aaj phir tum nazar nahi aye.. phir tamanna ke phool murjhaye. Na jaane kin galiyon mein kho gaye tum, Hum to police station se pagal khane tak dhoond aaye.
Kash SHARE ka insurance ho jata, Share mein TRADE karne se pahle premium bharwaya jata, BHAV UPAR jaye to theek warna, Trade pe jo LOSS hota .........uska claim to mil jata
Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main karoonga Tum usay debug karna, wait main karoonga
Maszid mein namaaz padta hoon, Mandir mein jaap karta hoon, kahin insaan se khuda na ban jaoon, isliye tumhe sms karke roz ek paap karta hoon!!
Jabse nazre mili aapse hume kuch ho gaya, Ratoon ki neend gaye, Din ka chain gaya, Hume aapse pyar nahi CONJUCTIVITIES ho gaya hai.