Kitne haseen hai

Kitne haseen hai
Kitne haseen hai aap,khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaya karo.Aankho mein kajal lagana hi kafi nahin gale mein nimbu mirchi bhi latkaya karo!
  

Jan, 23 2012     140 chars (1 sms)     1308 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Iss pyari si surat ka phir se didaar de, Tadap rahe hai hum ab aur na intezaar de. Awaz suna ey zalim magar, Ek missed call to maar de.
Har patthar pe likhu, " I MISS U ", Aur wo har patthar tumhe maru. Taki tumhe ye ehsaas to ho apki yaad kitna dard deti hai…
Hum itne SWEET nai ki diabities ho jaye,Nai itne SALTY ki B.P badh jye,Nai itne TASTY ki maza aa jaye,Par hum itne KADWE b nahi ki yad n aye
Mehfil saji thi msgs ka tha daur,SMS maine kiye the sab ne kia shor,paisa to mera gaya par sab kamine keh rahe the1 aur 1 aur.
Woh kahte he ki apka SMS churaya hua hota hai Yuto SMS ka khzana hota hai Kuch to kadar kar lo zalimon Akhir selection to HAMARA hota hai.
Duniya Se Jo Dare, Usse Kayar Kehte Hain, Duniya Jisse Dare, Usse Shayar Kehte Hain, Biwi Se Jo Dare, Usse Shohar Kehte Hain.
Chand Pe Kali Ghata Chhati To Hogi, Sitaron Ko Muskurahat Aati To Hogi, Tum Lakh Chhupao Duniya Se Magar, Akele Me Tumhe Apni Shakal Pe Hansi Aati To Hogi...
AAPKI YAAD ME MAINE KALAM UTHAAI, LIYA KAGAAZ AUR AAPKI TASVEER BANAYAI, SOCHA THA DIL SE LAGA KE RAKHU US TASVIR KO, PAR WO TO BACCHO KO DARAANE KO KAAM AAYI.
Bas kya yahi tak tha saath hamara, Intezar hi karte rahe hum tumhara, Kab hogi is Kambakht mobile mein roshin aur kab ayenga tera sms!
Ladkiyo ki ada hame pasand nahi.Ladki se bate hame pasand nahi woh to anewale bachcho ki jid hai mummy rakh lo warna hume shadi karna pasand nahi
Hum Gaye The unke Ghar Kehna Tha Dil se Dil Milalo Unki Maa Ne Khola Darwaza Hum Ghabra Ke Bole Aunty Bachho ko POLIO Ki Dawa Pilwa Lo..
Tanhai me na waqt bitaya karo,kabhi mehfil me bhi aaya karo,kya hua jo tut gaye samne k 2 daant .Phir bhi dil khol k muskuraya karo...