Kitne haseen hai

Kitne haseen hai aap,khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaya karo.Aankho mein kajal lagana hi kafi nahin gale mein nimbu mirchi bhi latkaya karo!

Jan, 23 2012 140 chars (1 sms) 1309 views Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Lagta hai teri

Lagta hai teri dosti me mar jayenge.mar gay to tera hi nam lagayenge.riswat dekar tumhe upar bulayenge.phir aram se dono baithkar gappe ladayenge.

Kabhi hamari yad

Kabhi hamari yad AYE TO COL KAR LENA PAISE KAM HO TO SMS KAR LENA AGAR YE BHI N KAR SAKO TO MOBILE DAHI ME DALKAR VIBRATER ON KAR.

Hum Gaye The

Hum Gaye The unke Ghar Kehna Tha Dil se Dil Milalo Unki Maa Ne Khola Darwaza Hum Ghabra Ke Bole Aunty Bachho ko POLIO Ki Dawa Pilwa Lo..

Khuda kare in

Khuda kare in haseeno ke baap mar jaye, Maut ka bahana ho aur hum inke ghar jaye. Aisa mat keh aye zaalim,ye ek paap hoga, Tu bhi ek din ek haseena ka baap hoga!

sitam dhane ki

sitam dhane ki hadh hoti hai,pass na aane ki bhi hadh hoti hai, Ruth jane ki bhi hadh hoti hai,1 sms kar de jalim paise bachane ki bhi hadh hoti hai

Madmast hawa hai,

Madmast hawa hai,mausam bhi suhana hai,madmast hawa hai,mausam bhi suhana hai,bandar english me hindi padh rahe hai,kya educational zamana hai.

Mujhe jala dena

Mujhe jala dena ya jameen me daba dena, per jab bhi maru ek ghoont pila dena. Mai TajMahal to nahi chahta,ae dost,bas meri kabr per ek girls hostel banva dena..

Jab tumhe dekhu

Jab tumhe dekhu mu dil start flying, Tumse baat karne ko I keep trying, Jab tu dur jaye I feel like crying, Are itna tension mat le I was lying.

Itne saalon ke

Itne saalon ke baad bhi who hamein dekh ke muskurate hain saale uske bachche hi kamine hain to mama mama chillate hain!!!

Baith Kr Unki

Baith Kr Unki Zulfon K Saaye Me Swarg Jaisa Anand AayaKambakhat Biwi Ne Dekh Liya Shaam Ko Hospital Me Hi Hosh Aaya..

JAB TAK KARENGE

JAB TAK KARENGE YAAD AAP HUMKO.. HUM BHI AAPKO YAAD KARENGE.. JANAZE ME MOBILE RAKHDENA, NETWORK MILEGA TO UPAR SE BHI BHI SMS KARENGE

Aaj vo humse

Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii.... Fiteh Mooh...Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!

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