Kitne haseen hai

Kitne haseen hai
Kitne haseen hai aap,khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaya karo.Aankho mein kajal lagana hi kafi nahin gale mein nimbu mirchi bhi latkaya karo!
  

Jan, 23 2012     140 chars (1 sms)     1272 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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THANDI THANDI HAWA CHALI MAUSAM HUA SUHANA Wah Wah Wah Wah BANDAR BHI MESSAGE PADH RAHA HAI KYA EDUCATED HUA ZAMANA!!
Is kadar Hame akele chod jaane ki sajaa jarur paoge, Is kadar Hame akele chod jaane ki sajaa jarur paoge, Aage raasta khuda hua hai, phir 'U'-turn maarkar chale aaoge
Mein bilkul Sharef ho gya hu 1 Ladki k karib ho gya hu Uske Paas mere dil k Chabi hai Vo Meri aakhri Dilruba Aur Tumhari 25vi Bhabhi haI
Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla. Dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla. Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se, aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.
Zindagi behaal hai, Sur hai na taal hai, Msg box bhi kangal hai, kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai, Yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai
Tumhare samne hain itney items kabhi hame bhi pick karo... Hamare pyar ke ICON pe kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo...
AAJ KAL TUM MUSHKURATI BAHUT HO,MERE DIL KO BHAATI BAHUT HO,DIL KEHTA HAI LE JAAUN TUMHEN DINNER PE,PAR SUNA HAI TUM KHAATI BAHUT HO!
Us pyari si surat ka phir ek baar deedar de, tadap rahe hain hum aur na intezaar de. Apni aawaz nahin sunani to na suna, aye zaalim ek missed call to maarde.
Main tumhein pyaar kyun karoon, tum nahi ho Ash, Phir bhi tumhe dekhkar mera, system hota hai crash Teirna hai to beach me aao, Kinaro pe kya rakha hai, Pyaar karna hai to bahon me aao, isharo me kya rakha hai.
Mausam Mast hai,Mahol jabardast hai.Apne kam me sub Vyast hai.Socha phone karke do baate kare,pata chala,Is Root ki sabhi lina Vyast hai
Jeena tere pyar mushkil kar diya… humein appney hi ghar se beghar kar diya…… balance bacha hi nahi jo tujh ko call kartey…. eik sms tha woh bhi teri nazarr kar diya…
Marne par hamein jannat mile na mile, ye hawa ye fiza mile na mile, SMS karne ke kasar mat karna MERE dost, maloom nahi wahan MOBILE mile na mile.