Kitne haseen hai

Kitne haseen hai aap,khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaya karo.Aankho mein kajal lagana hi kafi nahin gale mein nimbu mirchi bhi latkaya karo!

Jan, 23 2012 140 chars (1 sms) 1172 views Shayari > Funny Shayari

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if Uneed ADVICE

if Uneed ADVICE MSG ME if U needa FRNDCL ME if U need HELP E-MAIL ME if Uneed MONEY IS route ki sabhi line VYAST hai Kripya KOSHISH hi NA KARE

Aisi dosti hamari,

Aisi dosti hamari, ki dil chahe tu har safr dagar me mile, Mar bhi jaau to pyar rahe kayam, Tu mere saath wali kabar me mile.

Khud ko kar

Khud ko kar kanjus itna Kihar sms bhejne se pehle Mobile company wale call kar ke puchheAaj sms kar rahe ho Sab Kheriyat to hai bhai

Hum tere dil

Hum tere dil me rahenge SMS bankar, Tere dil pe khilenge ringtone bankar, kabhi aapne dil se juda na samajhna, Hum Tere dil ke saath chalenge Roaming Network bankar

Zindgi me kai

Zindgi me kai mushkile aati hai,Aur insaan zinda rehne se ghabrata hai,par socho kaise 1000 kato ke bich,Reh kar bhi 1 phul muskrata hai.

Is kadar hum

Is kadar hum aapko chahte hain,Ki duniya wale jal jaate hain...Yu to hum sabko ullu banate hain,Par aap jara jaldi ban jaate hain...

Awaz mein mithas

Awaz mein mithas hai..Soorat bhi khaas hai..Khuda ne bas thoda sa SCREW dhila chod diya varna......ITEM to tu jhakkas hai !! ;-)

paani peetaa hoon

paani peetaa hoon pipe se Apple khataan hoon knife se Apni bhi kya life hain yaaron Jooten khataa hoon apni wife se!!!

Kabhi dost kehte

Kabhi dost kehte ho, Kabhi dua dete ho, Kabhi bewaqt nind se jaga dete ho, Par jab bhi hume "SMS" karte ho, To khuda kasam zindgi k saare gam bhula dete ho

Teri aankain jhuki

Teri aankain jhuki jhuki tera chehra khila khila jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila

Jab i ne U

Jab i ne U se pyaar kiya to night ko sleeping chod diya tere face ki gentle beauty ne mere kind heart ko phod diya

Pyaar main jubaan

Pyaar main jubaan chup ho to Ankhen bolti he,Ankhen chup ho to Dil bolta he,Dil chup hoto,Hoto,Log bolte he "RAM NAAM Satya HE".....

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