Use karte hein

Use karte hein
Use karte hein make-up ka daba roze kiyun? Ban sanwar kar nikalte hain chailaa roze kiyun? Mummy tum to kehti thee Eid to kab kee gaye Phir Parosan se gale miltay hain Papa roze kiyun
  

Jan, 23 2012     183 chars (2 sms)     897 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Nifty Ruth Gayi index Tut Gaye, debit ban Gaye Sapne Bhi Tut Gaye, Baki Rahe Khazane Mein Do paise, mandi Aayi To Woh Bhi Lut GAYE.
Kash mobile company ke offer aise hojaye jo mujhe sms karte ho unke cell apne aap recharge hojaye aur na karte ho to unke sim block hoja
Shadi karna tha par kismat khuli nahi, TAJMAHAL Bana tha par MUMTAZ mili nahi,Ab kismat khuli, Shadi hue, ab TAZ banana chahta hu, par ye MUMTAZ marti nahi!
Is dil ki hai ek"Condition" jisme nahi kisi ko"Permission"sirf aap jaise dost ko hai"Admission" vo bhi bina "Donation" just maintain good "Relation".
Ek Ladki ki dua. "Kasam se har ladke ko bhula dungi, Sabhi ki tasvir jala dungi, Ek tum hi rahoge is dil me, Mobile me Balance dalwa do tumhe dua dungi
Koi patthar se na maare mere diwaane ko, koi patthar se na maare mere diwaane ko, Bomb ka zamaana hai udaa do saale ko
Chand pe ghataye jati to hogi, Sitaro ko bhi nind Aati to hogi, Aaine me dekhakar sach sach kehna, Tumhe Apni shakal par hasi Aati to hogi.
hoto pe khushi per ankhon me nami he.Mere Sell me jese apke msg ki kami he.Apke pegam ke intzar me meri sans jami he.Khafa ho hamse ya balance ki kami he.
ham unke kareeb ja ke unhe paa na sake is bat ka gham hai,ek chand hamar unchain par haiaur ek hamari hight bhi kam hai
Dipak me agar nur na hota,Tanha dil majbur na hota, Hum apko "GOOD NIGHT" kehne jaror ate agar apka ghar itani dur na hota
Aur bhi bahut si cheeze lut chuki hai dil ke saath Ye bataya dosto ne ishq farmane ke baad Is liye kamray ki ek ek cheez “ckeck” karta hoon main “Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaa-ne ke baad”
paani peetaa hoon pipe se Apple khataan hoon knife se Apni bhi kya life hain yaaron Jooten khataa hoon apni wife se!!!