A moskito sing

A moskito sing bhige oth tere pyasa dank mere lage amrit sa muje blood tera kbhi mere sath koi rat gujar tuje subah tak chikengunia Uphar

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Phoolon ko phool

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Khud ko kar

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Hum guzre un

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Mausam shabab ka,

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Dhyan de! Agar

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Jab tumhara sms

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Zindagi behaal hai,

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Kunwari kanya ko

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Huzur adab arz

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Dil se aapka khayal

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Insurance wale

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Duri Unse Ghatati

Duri Unse Ghatati Nahi Dusri Koi Patati Nahi Dunia Se Hm Khud Ko Hatana Chahte He Dhyan Me Ho Koi Ladki Batana Hm Ek Or Patana Chahte He

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