"Masti aankho me

"Masti aankho me
"Masti aankho me hoti hai sharab me nahi,Bhakti shradha me hoti hai mandir me nahi,Tu b jaan le, "Dosti SMS karne se badti hai padne se nahi
  

Jan, 23 2012     140 chars (1 sms)     1315 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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SMS har pal karu to bewakufi hogi har roz karu to battmiji hogi har baar nahin karu to kanjusi hogi par kabhi kabaar karu to aapko khushi hogi.
chori chori ye ana jana chor do chupke chupke u nazr milana chor do kisi din bohat pito ge unse tumyeh masjidon se jute churana chor do.
"SHADI" karne ke bad, Aur "MOBAIL" lene ke bad, Ek hi AFSOS hota hai, Kuch Din aur rook jata,To achha "MODEL" mil jata.
Yad Rak Kar Meri Dosti Ko Tumne Meri Zindgi Par Ehsan Kr Diya is Mobile May A Last Rupya Tha Dek Wo B Tere Naam Kr Diya.
Aap na diwana kar diya, ek bar dekh kar. Aur hum kuch bhi na kar paya, bar bar dekh kar.
koi pathar se na mare mere deewane ko koi pathar se na mare mere deewane ko nuclear ka jamana hain bomb se uura do sale ko
God apun se pucha, Kidhar jana mangta ? SWARG YA NARAK ? Apun bola NARAK ! Apun ko malum, Tum sala dost log udharich milega, Bole to Jidhar tum, Woich apun ka SWARAG!!
Teri pyaari surat pe dil harun,Teri har jaroorat pe jaan varun,Jab bhi sochoon teri harkatoon ke bare mein toh,Dil kare tere kaan ke neeche do marun.
Roz logo se aapke pange honge,Roz aapke ghar me dange honge,Agar mujhe sms nahi kiya to yaad rakhna aapke 17 bachche honge or sare k sare lafange honge…
Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga... pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun.. phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga…
Pyar ke jam ko aise na piyo ki aadha piya aur aadha chhod diya. Yaaron yeh pyar hai, nahin koi Vim Bar, jo thoda sa lagaya aur bas ho gaya!!!
MOSAM SHABAB KA, NASHA SHARAB KA,PARDA JANAB KA,AUR RANG GULAB KA,IN SAB SE HASEEN,IN SAB SE LAJAWAB DEKHO SMS PADNE WALA..MENDAK TALAAB KA