Maszid mein namaaz

Maszid mein namaaz padta hoon, Mandir mein jaap karta hoon, kahin insaan se khuda na ban jaoon, isliye tumhe sms karke roz ek paap karta hoon!!

Jan, 23 2012 143 chars (1 sms) 936 views Shayari > Funny Shayari

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NA MUJHE KISI

NA MUJHE KISI KA DIL CHAHIYE, NA MUJHE KISI DARD CHAHIYE, MERE RECHARGE KO JO APNA RECHARGE SAMAJHKAR BHAR SAKE, MUJHE US DOST KI TALASH HAI !

koi pathar se

koi pathar se na mare mere deewane ko koi pathar se na mare mere deewane ko nuclear ka jamana hain bomb se uura do sale ko

Yusuf ka husn,

Yusuf ka husn, Zulekha ka ghumaar dekha hai Kuch is tarah se Haseenon ka pyaar dekha hai Unhe khilane pilaane main hui hai yeh haalat Kasm khuda ki..Cinema bhi udhaar dekha hai

Wo Dosti hi

Wo Dosti hi kya jisme duriya na ho,Wo apnapan hi kya jisme ladai na ho,wo dil hi kya jisme dard na ho,aur wo cell hi kya jisme hamara SMS na ho..

Ghungat mein tujhe

Ghungat mein tujhe dekha to deewana hua, sangeet ka tarana hua, masti ka mastana hua, jaise hi ghungat uthaya is duniya se ravana hua!

Lal diwar per

Lal diwar per choone se likha tha Ghalib ne, Lal diwar per choone se likha tha Ghalib ne, Yahan likhna mana hai.

Sote hue ko

Sote hue ko jagayeng hum Ap ki Nind churaynge hum Har waqt sms kr sataynge hum Ap ko ayega Ghusa! Lekin us Ghuse mehi yad to ayenge Hum!

kabhi kehte the

kabhi kehte the dost hamare ke "jaan bhi maango to hazir hai", Aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehte hai , aur maango to inkaar karte hain

Sar jukta hai

Sar jukta hai sharam me, sar jukta hai khane me, sar jukta hai likhne me, aur sar hamesa jukta he mere SMS padhne me. Padho sar jhukake.....

Khawabon me ayenge

Khawabon me ayenge SMS ki tarha,dil me bas jange RINGTONE ki tarha,dosti kam na hogi BALANCE ki tarha,bas tum busy na rehna NETWORK ki tarha

Medical Shayari:

Medical Shayari: When u breathe,u respire! When u breathe,u respire! When you don't breathe, u expire!

Safar lamba hai,

Safar lamba hai, dost banate chalo, Dil mile na mile SMS karte chalo. TAJ MAHAL na banao, Bahut mahega padega, Jaha bhi jaoEk nayi MUMTAZ banate chalo.

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