Maszid mein namaaz

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Maszid mein namaaz
Maszid mein namaaz padta hoon, Mandir mein jaap karta hoon, kahin insaan se khuda na ban jaoon, isliye tumhe sms karke roz ek paap karta hoon!!
  
Jan, 23 2012     143 chars (1 sms)     1078 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Dosti hoti hai
Dosti hoti hai diley raaz batane k liye, hum apni hasi mitade aapko hasane k liye, milne ki to aapko fursat nahi, to hum sms karte hai aapni yaad dilane ke LIYE.
Kisi ne DIL badal
Kisi ne DIL badal liya, Kisi ne DHADKAN badal li, Aap ke paas kuchh bhi nahi thaa badalne ko,To aapne Mandir me jaakar CHAPPAL badal lee
Apni dosti ki
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Lal diwar per
Lal diwar per choone se likha tha Ghalib ne, Lal diwar per choone se likha tha Ghalib ne, Yahan likhna mana hai.
Nazar badalti h,
Nazar badalti h, Wafaye badal jati h, Meri ada se hawaye badal jati h Apni mhbooba ko bacha lo Bhaiya, Meri 1muskan se premikaye badal jati h
Ye-mere dost
Ye-mere dost, mere marne k baad sirf aansu he bahana, jayada meri yaad aaye to merye peeche na chalye aana, yahin bahut dukhi kar liya hai, wahan aa k mat pakana!!
E dost tu
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koi pathar se
koi pathar se na mare mere deewane ko koi pathar se na mare mere deewane ko nuclear ka jamana hain bomb se uura do sale ko
Insurance wale
Insurance wale bhi kya gajab dhate hain Insurance wale bhi kya gajab dhate hain logon ki patniyon ke pas ghanton bethkar unk pati ke marne ke fayde batate hain
sitaroon se aagy
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Hazaro aati hai
Hazaro aati hai Hazaro jaati hai Magar jo mandap me baith ti hai Wohi kaam aati hai

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