Maszid mein namaaz

Maszid mein namaaz padta hoon, Mandir mein jaap karta hoon, kahin insaan se khuda na ban jaoon, isliye tumhe sms karke roz ek paap karta hoon!!

Jan, 23 2012 143 chars (1 sms) 1092 views Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Soorat ke saath

Soorat ke saath seerat ek husn-ezafi hai, har gul jo mehekta hai gulfam nahi hota

Aap na diwana

Aap na diwana kar diya, ek bar dekh kar. Aur hum kuch bhi na kar paya, bar bar dekh kar.

Likho to paigam

Likho to paigam kuch aisa likho ki kalam bhi rone ko majbur ho gaye... Har lafz me dard itna bhar do ki examiner bhi pass karne ko majbur ho jaye....

Aap se milkar

Aap se milkar ho gaya zindagi se pyar, raah me chod kar mat jana mere yaar.. Bin Aapke hum jee na payenge.. aap na honge to hum--- 'Ullu' kise banayenge mere yaar..

Zamana kitna kharab

Zamana kitna kharab ho gaya he,Har sawal ka ulta jawab ho gaya he,Na Call, na Misscall, na SmS.Har koi mobile rakh k nawaab ho gaya he.

Jin ke pas hai ..

Jin ke pas hai ... Wo hath me le k hilate hai. Jin k pass nahi hai... Wo ungali dal k hilate hai........ Bole to kya??.... Tooth brush .... Yar

HUMNE DEKHA HAI

HUMNE DEKHA HAI SHRE CHAHT MAIN, YEH TAMASHA AZEEB HAI PYAARE, LADKIYA, PHOOL, AUR PATHAR APNA APNA NASIB HAI PYARE.

Unhe Pyar Karna

Unhe Pyar Karna nahi ata, aur hame Pyar ke sivay Kuch nahi ata... Jine ke sirf ye do raste hai, ek unhe nahi ata aur ek hame nahi ata...

MOHABAT SIKHA KAR

MOHABAT SIKHA KAR JUDA HO GAYE, NA SOCHA NA SAMJHA KHAFA HO GAYE, DUNIYA MEIN KISKO HUM APNA KAHE, AGAR TUM HI BEWAFA HO GAYE.

Apni dosti ki

Apni dosti ki gaddi kuch aise chal padi, jaise KICK marte hi Bike ud padi. Dua hai na lage isme koi BREAK, speed itni ho ke na kar sake koi OVERTAKE.

Asmaan pe jitne

Asmaan pe jitne sitare ha iAnkho mai jitne ishare hai(wah wah)Samandar ke jitne kinare hai Utne hi screw dhele tumhare hai(ab bolo wah wah)

Mana ki Kabhi

Mana ki Kabhi Dil Ki baat na Bataonge Par Ankhon me Jo hai Wo Kaise Chupaoge, Wada Raha Hamara ye Aapse Jab bhi MOBILE Dekhonge hamara jarur 1 SMS paoge!

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