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Jin ke pas hai ..
Jin ke pas hai ... Wo hath me le k hilate hai. Jin k pass nahi hai... Wo ungali dal k hilate hai........ Bole to kya??.... Tooth brush .... Yar
  
Jan, 23 2012     143 chars (1 sms)     1160 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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