Saare dhobi mare

Saare dhobi mare
Saare dhobi mare mare fir rahe hai. Kyunki unke gadhe nahi mil rahe hai. Gupt khabaron se pata chala hai. Ki who sms padh rahe hai.
  

Jan, 23 2012     131 chars (1 sms)     3707 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Zindgi mein agar kuch karna hai to kuch aisa kar jao, ki har gali se tum guzro to har ghar se ek hi aawaj aaye. "PAPA aa gaye,PAPA aa gaye.
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...
Jaane kab sms send karoge? Send ke button pe kab apna thumb bend karoge? Ab tak bahut balance jama kiya. Kab apni kanjoosi ka "THE END" karoge.
Karoge fir yaad guzre zamane ko, Tarsoge hamare saath ek pal bitane ko, Phir aawaaz doge hume aane ko, Hum kahenge darwaaza nahi hai kabar se bahar aane ko!
Ishq karne se pehle uska anjaam dekhlo......Ishq karne se pehle uske anjaam dekhlo....Agar phir bhi samajh na aaye to film TERE NAAM dekh lo…
Macchar ne jo kata... dil main mere junoon tha. Khujli hui itni... dil be sukoon tha. Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar ki.... sale ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha !
Maine tumhe dekha, tumhe follow kiya Tumne mere dil mein jalaaya pyaar ka diya Par tumhare bhaiyya se mera pad gaya paala Par tumhare bhaiyya se mera pad gaya paala Mujhe usne Clinic All Clear se Dho daala
Tum apun ko itna sms karta hai..Apun ko reply karneko majbur karta hai..Kya iske peeche koi plan hai..Ya auro ki tarah tum bhi apun ka fan hai..
Ek to tum sharmate bahut ho.Agar bat kare koi tum se to itrate bahut ho.Dil chahta hai tumhe CHHUM lu.Par suna hai k tum chilate bahut ho..
Bewaja kisi ko sataya nahi karte, had se jyada kisi ko tadpaya nahi karte, jinki sanse chalti ho apke sMs se, une apne sMs k liye rulaya nahi karte
Khwab main ayegi sms ki Tarah.Dil main bas jayegi RINGTONE ki Tarah.DOSTI kam na hogi BALANCE ki Tarah bas aap busy na rahe NETWORK ki Tara
Ab unhe dekhne ki aas nahi hai.. Ab unhe dekhne ki aas nahi hai.. kyunki ab wo dekhne me itni khas nahi hai