Saare dhobi mare

Saare dhobi mare
Saare dhobi mare mare fir rahe hai. Kyunki unke gadhe nahi mil rahe hai. Gupt khabaron se pata chala hai. Ki who sms padh rahe hai.
  

Jan, 23 2012     131 chars (1 sms)     3917 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Chaha Hai Jise Chahat Se Zada, Samjha Hai Jis Ko Muhabbat Se Zada, Bharosa Hai Jispe Khud Se Zada... Tu Hi To Hai Woh
Khud ko kar kanjus itna Kihar sms bhejne se pehle Mobile company wale call kar ke puchheAaj sms kar rahe ho Sab Kheriyat to hai bhai
Tum kya jano gum kya hota hai Tum kya jano gum kisey kehte hai Tum kya jano gum kya chiz hoti hai Tumne to hmesha fevicol use kiya hena.
Love ko life me must hona chahiye Students ko love me interest hona chahiye Ashiq ishq me perfect hona chahiye Ye b college me compulsory subject hona Chahiye
ham unke kareeb ja ke unhe paa na sake is bat ka gham hai,ek chand hamar unchain par haiaur ek hamari hight bhi kam hai
Khushi k LIYE Gum kurban, Hasi k Liye AAnsoo kurban, Pyar k Liy Dil kurban,Mere Dost Tere Liye To Jaan Kurban, Aur ladki k Liye.. Saale Tu bhi kurban.
Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta.. Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha...... Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta... Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha
Awaz mein mithas hai..Soorat bhi khaas hai..Khuda ne bas thoda sa SCREW dhila chod diya varna......ITEM to tu jhakkas hai !! ;-)
Aansu tere nikle to ankhe meri ho,dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho, rab kare hamari dosti itni gehri ho k jute tuje pade aur galti meri ho
Roz logo se aapke pange honge,Roz aapke ghar me dange honge,Agar mujhe sms nahi kiya to yaad rakhna aapke 17 bachche honge or sare k sare lafange honge…