Saare dhobi mare

Saare dhobi mare
Saare dhobi mare mare fir rahe hai. Kyunki unke gadhe nahi mil rahe hai. Gupt khabaron se pata chala hai. Ki who sms padh rahe hai.
  

Jan, 23 2012     131 chars (1 sms)     3846 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Kyun marte ho bewafa sanam k liye,2 Gaz zamin nahi milegi dafan k liye,Marna hai to maro dosti k liye,Hum apni chaddi bhi utaar denge tere kafan Ke liy
Tu chandramukhi main surajmukhi, tu mujhse dukhi main tujhse dukhi. Chatt se chhalang laga de, phir tu bhi sukhi, main bhi sukhi.
Dil ki bat dilme mat rkhna,Jo pasand ho use ILU kehna,Agar wo itrai,gusse me aaye,To darna mat rakhi nikalna & kehna pyari behna milti rehna
Khawabon me ayenge SMS ki tarha,dil me bas jange RINGTONE ki tarha,dosti kam na hogi BALANCE ki tarha,bas tum busy na rehna NETWORK ki tarha
Dil se aapka khayal jata nahi,aapke siwa koi yad aata nahi,hasrat to hai roz aapko dekhu, per"Kambakat" vo"MADARI" aapko roz lata nahi
MOHABAT SIKHA KAR JUDA HO GAYE, NA SOCHA NA SAMJHA KHAFA HO GAYE, DUNIYA MEIN KISKO HUM APNA KAHE, AGAR TUM HI BEWAFA HO GAYE.
Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi, hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi, Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho, ?? hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi
Ek msg roz, keep d frnds close, ek din me paanch, dosti pe na aye aanch. ek din me dus, mile dosti ka rus, ek din me bees, aap pehle ek to bhejo plz
Socha tha harr modd pe Aap ko sMs karenge..... parr parr parr parr parr parr parr parr parr parr kambhakt sadAk sidhi nikli..
KISMAT KISMAT KI BAAT HAIN, AAJ DIN TO KAL KAALI RAAT HAIN, KABHI DHOOP TO KABHI BARSAAT HAIN, YEH MSG KA SILSALA CHALTA RAHEGA, JAB TAK FREE SMS KA SAATH HAI.
Baithe tere khyalo me kore kagaj par likh dala tera naam .. tasweer bhi utar dali... aur likha hai paigam.. jinda pakadne wale ko 500 ka inam....
Tum Itne Khubsurat Ho, Tum Se Bahar Bhi Sarminda Hai, Kabhi Bhul Se Bhi Kabristan Mat Chale Jana Warna Murde Kahe Uthange, Abhi Hum Bhi Jinda Hai...