Koi patthar se

Koi patthar se na maare mere diwaane ko, koi patthar se na maare mere diwaane ko, Bomb ka zamaana hai udaa do saale ko

Jan, 23 2012 118 chars (1 sms) 1457 views Shayari > Funny Shayari

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if Uneed ADVICE

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