Mere Ishq Ki

Mere Ishq Ki
Mere Ishq Ki Bowling Ne Uske Dil Ka Wicket Gira Dia Lekin Meri Taqder To Dekho! Uska Baap Umpire Tha,Meri Bowl Ko Noball Kehla Diya.
  

Jan, 23 2012     132 chars (1 sms)     1546 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Haal-e-dil kuch is tarah hamara hai, yaad tumhe din me 100 bar kiya karte hai, jab na aaye kabhi sms tumhara, purana sms hi padh liya karte hai...
DIN KE UJALE ME REL POWER NE ANDHERA DIKHAYA.PAPA KA SAPNA DONO NE MILKAR MITTI ME MILAYA.7.5LAC CR GAWA KAR LOGO NE SOCHA,KASH YE PAISA LIC ME LAGAYA HOTA
A Real Love Song-:Bazigar O Bazigar,,Tari Mummy ne jaine raji kar,,Ho Tune Dil Mera Toda,,Mene Fevicole se Joda,,Mere Fevicole ka Paisa Vapis Kar,,
Jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye,husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye,hum izhaar karne me thode dheele ho gaye,unke haath peele ho gaye
Khud ko kar kanjus itna Kihar sms bhejne se pehle Mobile company wale call kar ke puchheAaj sms kar rahe ho Sab Kheriyat to hai bhai
Macchar ne jo kata... dil main mere junoon tha. Khujli hui itni... dil be sukoon tha. Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar ki.... sale ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha !
Koi saanson main samaya sa lagta hai.kisi ko dil mein basaya sa lagta hai. Usse milne ki tammana hai lekin, aane jane ka kiraya bhi lagta hai.
Kya leker aye the..? Kya leker jaoge..? Mujhe sms nahi kar k kitni chillar bachaoge? Itne paise bachaker kya...... NARAK mein bangla banaoge.
Shadi karna tha par kismat khuli nahi, TAJMAHAL Bana tha par MUMTAZ mili nahi,Ab kismat khuli, Shadi hue, ab TAZ banana chahta hu, par ye MUMTAZ marti nahi!
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi, Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi, Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki, Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!
Jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai Woh repeat kar doonga... Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey Ctrl+Alt+delete kar doonga...
Mehfil saji thi msgs ka tha daur,SMS maine kiye the sab ne kia shor,paisa to mera gaya par sab kamine keh rahe the1 aur 1 aur.