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Jitne Channel TV
Jitne Channel TV ke, utne nakhre 'BV' ke, TV chale remote se, BV chale note se, cheda agar TV ko tv hua kharab, jo cheda BV ko, beghar hue janab.
  
Jan, 23 2012     145 chars (1 sms)     2210 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Ruthi hai aise
Ruthi hai aise wo humse Jaise hum sach me unhe mana lenge wah-wah Itna waqt kaun zayaa karegaItne me to hum DUSRI pata lenge.
jab dekha unhone
jab dekha unhone tirchi nighaho se tab ham madhosh ho gayee,,,,, par jab pata chala ki nazre hi tedi hai to ham behosh ho gaye.
Na Tu chhat
Na Tu chhat per aati na mera tera diwana hota, na tu pathar marti na mai kana hota
Machar ne app
Machar ne app ko kata woh uska junoon tha,app ne khuglaya woh app ka sukoon tha, chah kar bhi app machar ko marr na sake kiun ke uski ragon main app ka khun tha............
DIL RO RO KAR
DIL RO RO KAR MAJBOOR HUA, MERA YAAR JABSE MUJHSE DOOR HUA, MERA EK HI TO AAINA THA, WO BHI TUTKAR CHAKNACHOOR HUA.
AAJ KAL TUM
AAJ KAL TUM MUSHKURATI BAHUT HO,MERE DIL KO BHAATI BAHUT HO,DIL KEHTA HAI LE JAAUN TUMHEN DINNER PE,PAR SUNA HAI TUM KHAATI BAHUT HO!
"SHADI" karne ke
"SHADI" karne ke bad, Aur "MOBAIL" lene ke bad, Ek hi AFSOS hota hai, Kuch Din aur rook jata,To achha "MODEL" mil jata.
Apni dosti ki
Apni dosti ki gaddi kuch aise chal padi, jaise KICK marte hi Bike ud padi. Dua hai na lage isme koi BREAK, speed itni ho ke na kar sake koi OVERTAKE.
Kon keheta hai
Kon keheta hai aashik mara karte hai?Kon keheta hai aashik mara karte hai....?Vo to kabar me bhi apne meheboob ka intjar karte hai......
Ishq k school
Ishq k school me nya mahol ho gya,1techar ko pappu se pyar ho gya,tbhi se sari class ka dil udas ho gya,sare bache fail or pappu pass Ho gya
Jab i ne U
Jab i ne U se pyaar kiya to night ko sleeping chod diya tere face ki gentle beauty ne mere kind heart ko phod diya
Tum kya jano
Tum kya jano gum kya hota hai Tum kya jano gum kisey kehte hai Tum kya jano gum kya chiz hoti hai Tumne to hmesha fevicol use kiya hena.

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