Jitne Channel TV

Jitne Channel TV ke, utne nakhre 'BV' ke, TV chale remote se, BV chale note se, cheda agar TV ko tv hua kharab, jo cheda BV ko, beghar hue janab.

Jan, 23 2012 145 chars (1 sms) 2156 views Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Sitam sehne ki

Sitam sehne ki hadd hoti hai, kissi ko sataane ki hadd hoti hai, sms karne ki koshish to kiya karo, yun hi sms pad kar mobile jeb me daalne ki bhi hadd hoti hai

Chaha Hai Jise

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Likhe jo KHAT

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Pehle Zindgi Cheen

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dosti hai jaan

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Zindgi Apni Masti

Zindgi Apni Masti Me Jiya Kar Ishq Bahut Buri Cheez Hai Na Kiya KrTu Apna Pura Dhyan Career P Mod De Ishq Aur apni GF MERE liye Chhod de

Kitne haseen hai

Kitne haseen hai aap,khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaya karo.Aankho mein kajal lagana hi kafi nahin gale mein nimbu mirchi bhi latkaya karo!

Agar aap barsaat

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Tumsa koi zamin

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Yeh teri aankhein

Yeh teri aankhein jhuki-jhuki si,Yeh tera chehra khila-khila sa,jab tere chehre par haath fera ,Aadha kilo Fair & lovely mila...

"Bethe bethe kamre

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Insurance wale

Insurance wale bhi kya gajab dhate hain Insurance wale bhi kya gajab dhate hain logon ki patniyon ke pas ghanton bethkar unk pati ke marne ke fayde batate hain

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