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Jitne Channel TV
Jitne Channel TV ke, utne nakhre 'BV' ke, TV chale remote se, BV chale note se, cheda agar TV ko tv hua kharab, jo cheda BV ko, beghar hue janab.
  
Jan, 23 2012     145 chars (1 sms)     2118 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Jub dekha unhon
Jub dekha unhon ne tirchhi nazar se, to hum madhosh ho gaey, Par jab pata chala ke un ki nazren hi tirchhi hain, to hum behosh ho gaey.
Dil k arman
Dil k arman aansuo me beh gaye. Hum gali me the gali me reh gaye. Light chali gai. Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unki mummy se keh gaye.
Apne sasur ka
Apne sasur ka dulaara hoon main, apni biwi ko bhi pyara hoon main filhaal toh yeh sab sapne hain, kyunki abhi tak kunwara hoon main !
Chaha Hai Jise
Chaha Hai Jise Chahat Se Zada, Samjha Hai Jis Ko Muhabbat Se Zada, Bharosa Hai Jispe Khud Se Zada... Tu Hi To Hai Woh
Dipak me agar
Dipak me agar nur na hota,Tanha dil majbur na hota, Hum apko "GOOD NIGHT" kehne jaror ate agar apka ghar itani dur na hota
New punishmnt for
New punishmnt for cell owners Mised call kai liye JAIL. Sms kai liye FAANSI. Call kai Liye UMARKAID. aap mat daro KANJUSO ko to inaam hai
Jab jab hame
Jab jab hame pyaas lagti hai, unke aane ki aas lagti hai.Unki deewangi main hum ho gaye itne deewane,ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti he.
Pike raat ko
Pike raat ko hum unko bhulane lage Sharab me gum ko milane lage Ye sharab b befawa nikli yaaro Nashe meto unki saheli bhi yaad ane lagi.
I LIKE U UTNA,
I LIKE U UTNA, U LIKE ME JITNA, I LIKE U TAB SE, U LIKE ME JAB SE, I LIKE U TAB TAK, U LIKE ME JAB TAK, U LIKE ME JAANE KAB TAK, BUT I LIKE U MARTE DAM TAK.
Ye CHAND bhi
Ye CHAND bhi dekho kya ajib sitam dhata hai, Gour farmaye Ye CHAND bhi kya ajib sitam dhata hai, Bachpan me MAMA aur Jawani me SANAM nazar ata hai......!
Na Pooch Teri
Na Pooch Teri Judai k Lamhey Hum ne kese bitae Paani mai SURF EXCEL mila k Straw se Bulbule banae
Baithe tere khayalo
Baithe tere khayalo me, kore kagaz pe likha tera naam... Tasvir bhi bana dali aur likha ye Paigam.. 'Zinda ya murda, pakadne vale ko 5000 nakad inam...

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