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Jitne Channel TV
Jitne Channel TV ke, utne nakhre 'BV' ke, TV chale remote se, BV chale note se, cheda agar TV ko tv hua kharab, jo cheda BV ko, beghar hue janab.
  
Jan, 23 2012     145 chars (1 sms)     2230 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Roz logo se
Roz logo se aapke pange honge,Roz aapke ghar me dange honge,Agar mujhe sms nahi kiya to yaad rakhna aapke 17 bachche honge or sare k sare lafange honge…
Mehfil saji thi
Mehfil saji thi msgs ka tha daur,SMS maine kiye the sab ne kia shor,paisa to mera gaya par sab kamine keh rahe the1 aur 1 aur.
Jaani...Jalti ko
Jaani...Jalti ko Aag kahte hai, kobra ko Naag kahte hai, Garden ko Baag kahte hai, Aur Aap mein jo missing hai Janeman usko Dimaag kahte hain.
Dosti ka sAfAr
Dosti ka sAfAr lAmba huaThoda tum chAlo,Thoda hum chAlenge..Phir,......Phir Kya ?RickshAw karlenge!!5 Rs tum dena5
Aur bhi bahut
Aur bhi bahut si cheeze lut chuki hai dil ke saath Ye bataya dosto ne ishq farmane ke baad Is liye kamray ki ek ek cheez “ckeck” karta hoon main “Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaa-ne ke baad”
"Bethe bethe kamre
"Bethe bethe kamre me kar rahe the Press thoda gaur farmaiy gE bethe bethe kamre me kar rahe the Pressa apki yad aayi aur jal gai dress
Na woh inkaar
Na woh inkaar karti hai, Na woh ikraar karti hai, Kambakhat mere hi sapnon main aa kar, Mere dost se pyaar karti hai
Koi saanson main
Koi saanson main samaya sa lagta hai.kisi ko dil mein basaya sa lagta hai. Usse milne ki tammana hai lekin, aane jane ka kiraya bhi lagta hai.
Us pyari si
Us pyari si surat ka phir ek baar deedar de, tadap rahe hain hum aur na intezaar de. Apni aawaz nahin sunani to na suna, aye zaalim ek missed call to maarde.
Tajmahal kya cheez
Tajmahal kya cheez hai, isse badi imarat banaunga, Mumtaz to marke dafan hui thi, tuzhe to mein zinda dafnaunga
Zindgi mein agar
Zindgi mein agar kuch karna hai to kuch aisa kar jao, ki har gali se tum guzro to har ghar se ek hi aawaj aaye. "PAPA aa gaye,PAPA aa gaye.
Gurur rum aa,
Gurur rum aa, Gurur Whisky, Gurur Vodka Gin eshwara; Gurur sakshat Peg brahma, Tasme shri Beer a namah! Bhagwan aapko sada TUNN rakhe

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