Duniya Se Jo

Duniya Se Jo
Duniya Se Jo Dare, Usse Kayar Kehte Hain, Duniya Jisse Dare, Usse Shayar Kehte Hain, Biwi Se Jo Dare, Usse Shohar Kehte Hain.
  

Jan, 23 2012     125 chars (1 sms)     970 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Tu chandramukhi main surajmukhi, tu mujhse dukhi main tujhse dukhi. Chatt se chhalang laga de, phir tu bhi sukhi, main bhi sukhi.
arj kiya hai.... Itne kamjor hue uski judai se, gaur farmaiye itne kamjor hue uski judai se ki cheenti kheech ke le jati hai charpai se!!
Dhyan de! Agar aap is dhyan denewale message ko dhyan se padhenge to apke dhyan me ek baat ayegi ke is message mein dhyan denewali koi bat hi nahi hai
hoto pe khushi per ankhon me nami he.Mere Sell me jese apke msg ki kami he.Apke pegam ke intzar me meri sans jami he.Khafa ho hamse ya balance ki kami he.
Bas kya yahi tak tha saath hamara, Intezar hi karte rahe hum tumhara, Kab hogi is Kambakht mobile mein roshin aur kab ayenga tera sms!
Log puchte hai ki cigarate kyun pite ho, kya ye pyass bujhati hai? Maine kaha "nahi, dil me kisi ki tasvir hai,kambhakt kam se kam usko to jalati hai".
Jise samjha lehar pepsi woh nikla jahar pepsi, jise samjha coca-cola woh nikla dhokha cola, so aaj k baad no soft drinks only wine and whisky; kabhi na risky.
Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai, Bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai, Aur kitna intezar karu tere sms ka, arre yaar kanjusi ki bhi ek haad hoti hai.
Aaj kuch ghabraye se lagte ho, Thand mein kapkapaye se lagte ho, Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki, Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho
Pad likh kar kya karna hai ,Akhir ek din Sabko marna hai,4 din khushi se ji le dost, kyuki agle janam me fir K.G. se Shuru karna hai.
Asma Me Kali Ghata Chhayi He,aj Fir Gharwali Se Mar Khayi He,Kehti He Sudhar Jao,Par Meri Galti Nahi,Bajuwali Aj phir Mini Skirt me ayi he
Ae dost tu mat ho udaas,Saans meri chute na chute tra saath.Phir bhi agar tujhe aaye meri yaad,toh mujhe call kar lena,meri INCOMING BILKUL FREE HAIN..!!