Jub dekha unhon

Jub dekha unhon
Jub dekha unhon ne tirchhi nazar se, to hum madhosh ho gaey, Par jab pata chala ke un ki nazren hi tirchhi hain, to hum behosh ho gaey.
  

Jan, 23 2012     135 chars (1 sms)     1134 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Punam k raat me chand badal jata hai,waqt k sath insan badal jata hai;sochte hai k apko tang na kare,magar sochte sochte plan badal jata hai
Jab i ne U se pyaar kiya to night ko sleeping chod diya tere face ki gentle beauty ne mere kind heart ko phod diya
Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka , toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai, na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA, aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai...!!!
"Kya hua jo usne racha lee mehandi, Ham bhi ab sehra sajayenge, Mujhe pata tha ki vo apne nasib me nahi, " Ab uski choti behan ko fasayenge
Jab tumhara sms aata hai, mera rom rom machal jaata hai ang ang me gudgudi hoti hai, ye sms ka kassor nahi hai, kambakht cell hi vibrator par hota hai.
Log kehte hain ki ladkiyan zindagi hoti hain maut nahi, magar woh log ueh kyon bhool jaate hain ki dhoka bhi zindagi hi deti hai maut nahi."
Agar tum kaho to tumhare liye aasman se chand taare torr laun, Agar tum kaho to tumhare liye aasman se chand taare torr laun, Lekin tum unka karo gi kiya???
Dil k dardko jubapar mat lana,apni ankhose ansu mat bahana,jakham chahe kitne bhi gahare ho,"DETTOL" K siva kuch mat lagana
Galat najar se dekhoge to har jagah tume kharab hi lagegi...Aur achchi najar se dekhoge to har ladki tume bhabhi dikhegi..
Dil ki bat dilme mat rkhna,Jo pasand ho use ILU kehna,Agar wo itrai,gusse me aaye,To darna mat rakhi nikalna & kehna pyari behna milti rehna
Pyar ke jam ko aise na piyo ki aadha piya aur aadha chhod diya. Yaaron yeh pyar hai, nahin koi Vim Bar, jo thoda sa lagaya aur bas ho gaya!!!
Aashiq paagal ho jaate hain pyaar mein Jab bhi dekho paaye jaate hain intzaar mein, Lakin yeh unki dilruba nahi samajhti, Vo baith kar challi zati hai kissi aur ki car mein…