Tere Chehre Pe Udasi Ankho Me Nami HeTere Chehre Pe Udasi Ankho Me Nami H TATA Namak !stamal Kar BachuTujme !odine Ki Kami He

Na Moh na Maya hai, Aalas tumhi ko aya hai.. Humein bhi Msg kar k dekh lo BETA, NOKIA ne yeh Mobile Sirf Tumhari Girlfrend k liye nahi banaya hai...

Teri galiyo me na rakhenge kadam aaj k baad. Kyon ki kichad bahut ho jata he barsaat k baad.

Jaani...Jalti ko Aag kahte hai, kobra ko Naag kahte hai, Garden ko Baag kahte hai, Aur Aap mein jo missing hai Janeman usko Dimaag kahte hain.

Kya mast hava chal raheli hai, birdy gana ga rahele hai, cow log grass kha rahele hai, shane log sms kar rahele hai aur dhakkan log sms padh rahele hai.

Har gali har deewar par tumhara hi naam hai, har gali har deewar par tumhara hi naam hai. Upar likha hai wanted aur niche 50 paise ka inaam hai !

Hawa me bindas udd rha tha Galib Hawa me betab udd rha tha Galib Hawa me azad udd rha tha Galib Phir kya..Ruk gai Hawa Gir gya Galib

Subah teri-sham meri ho din tera-raat meri ho hasi teri-udasi meri ho aur jab maut Aaye to dost kabar teri or usme LAASH- 0 hello... TERI hi ho! meri kyun ho?

paani peetaa hoon pipe se Apple khataan hoon knife se Apni bhi kya life hain yaaron Jooten khataa hoon apni wife se!!!

Log kahte hai ki ISHQ me nind ud jati hai. Log kehte hai k ISHQ main neend ud jati hai. Hamko bhi ISHQ ho jaye, kambakt aajkal nind bahut aati hai."

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...

JINDAGI CHAR DIN CHANDANI MUSKURANA, BHUL SE BHI KABHI KISI KO NA RULANA DUSHMAN MILE SAAMNE TO GALE LAGANA TAKLIF PADE TO IS DOST KO MOBILE LAGANA BAHUT CHEEZE LUT CHUKI HAI TUJHSE IL AGANE KE BAAD, KAMRE KI HAR CHEEZ CHEK KARTE HAI AB EK TERE AANE SE PEHLE, EK TERE JAANE KE BAAD.