Arz hai.. Chai

Arz hai.. Chai
Arz hai.. Chai k pyale se uthte dhuen mein aapki tasveer nazar aati hai..inhi khayalo mein kho kar aksar meri chai thandi ho jati hai..
  

Jan, 23 2012     135 chars (1 sms)     8317 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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DARDE DIL SEHNA ASAAN NAHI HOTA, KIMTI CHEEJ KE HAR KOI KAABIL NAHI HOTA, YEH TO UPARWALE KI MEHARBAANI HAI , WARNA TERE JAISE POPAT KE PAAS MOBILE NAHI HOTA.
Huzur adab arz he,apko sms bhejna hmara farz he,Qki apka NO. hmari phone buk me darz he,humne apko sms bheja,isliye aap par 10 sms karz he.
Jub dekha unhon ne tirchhi nazar se, to hum madhosh ho gaey, Par jab pata chala ke un ki nazren hi tirchhi hain, to hum behosh ho gaey.
Shadi karna tha par kismat khuli nahi, TAJMAHAL Bana tha par MUMTAZ mili nahi,Ab kismat khuli, Shadi hue, ab TAZ banana chahta hu, par ye MUMTAZ marti nahi!
NA MUJHE KISI KA DIL CHAHIYE, NA MUJHE KISI DARD CHAHIYE, MERE RECHARGE KO JO APNA RECHARGE SAMAJHKAR BHAR SAKE, MUJHE US DOST KI TALASH HAI !
Likhe jo KHAT tuje Wo teri YAD me Sare k sare PAPA ne padh liye.Sawera jab huaTo JUTE pad gaye.Wo FASHION wale BAAL hava me ud gaye
Dekh Tere Sansaar Ki HaalatKya Ho Gayi Bhagwan,Kitna BADAL GAYA INSAAN.NA KOI SMS,NA KOI CALL,Hum Bhi Hai Hairaan,Kaise BUSY HUYE SHAITAAN
Jin mein basi jaanki,rum mein base Ram ,WHISKY mein baseWHISHNU, BEER mein VEER HANUMAN,kis kis ka tyag karen, Har bottle mein BHAGWAAN
Dhire Dhire apna bana gaya koi. Pyar k suhanE sapne dikha gaya koi. Ay ALLAH! Yeh pyar hi he. Ya.. Phir se "CHUNA"laga gaya koi.
Ishq karne se pehle uska anjaam dekhlo......Ishq karne se pehle uske anjaam dekhlo....Agar phir bhi samajh na aaye to film TERE NAAM dekh lo…
sitam dhane ki hadh hoti hai,pass na aane ki bhi hadh hoti hai, Ruth jane ki bhi hadh hoti hai,1 sms kar de jalim paise bachane ki bhi hadh hoti hai
Vo Chum Le 1 Bar To Aati Nahi Neend, Uski Meethi Aawaz Me Hi Raat Beet Jati Hai, Isliye YARO... Ye RISK Na UTHAO... KACHHUA Jalao MACHHAR Bhagao.