Jin mein basi

Jin mein basi
Jin mein basi jaanki,rum mein base Ram ,WHISKY mein baseWHISHNU, BEER mein VEER HANUMAN,kis kis ka tyag karen, Har bottle mein BHAGWAAN
  

Jan, 23 2012     135 chars (1 sms)     1779 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Aap ke haath mein Mobile hai, chehray pe khoob Smile hai, Msgs ki achi khasi File hai, phir bhi sms nahi karte ho, Ye kon sa STYle hai
Woh choom lain aik bar to aati nahi neend, unki awaz suntay suntay raat jati hai beet, is liye kehte hoon yeh risk na uthao, . "MORTIEN JALAO MACHAR BHAGAO"
Is kadar hum aapko chahte hain,Ki duniya wale jal jaate hain...Yu to hum sabko ullu banate hain,Par aap jara jaldi ban jaate hain...
Pyar ke jam ko aise na piyo ki aadha piya aur aadha chhod diya. Yaaron yeh pyar hai, nahin koi Vim Bar, jo thoda sa lagaya aur bas ho gaya!!!
Baith Kr Unki Zulfon K Saaye Me Swarg Jaisa Anand AayaKambakhat Biwi Ne Dekh Liya Shaam Ko Hospital Me Hi Hosh Aaya..
Baithe tere khayalo me, kore kagaz pe likha tera naam... Tasvir bhi bana dali aur likha ye Paigam.. 'Zinda ya murda, pakadne vale ko 5000 nakad inam...
Woh kahte he ki apka SMS churaya hua hota hai Yuto SMS ka khzana hota hai Kuch to kadar kar lo zalimon Akhir selection to HAMARA hota hai.
Kambhakt ishq ne aaj humko rula diya jis pe marte the hum unhi ne bhula diya hum bhi unko bhulane ko pite gaye,1 din zalim ne usme bhi zher mila diya
mere tute hue dil ka murabba bana gayi,mere tute hue dil ka murabba bana gayi,ghar ko mere kachre ka dabba bana gayi;shaadi ko abhi 3 mahine hi guzre they,na jaane kis hisaab se mujhe ABBA bana gayi.
Medical Shayari: When u breathe,u respire! When u breathe,u respire! When you don't breathe, u expire!
Fizao me tum ho Hawao me tum ho Baharo me tum ho Ghataonme tum ho Dhoop me tumho Sach hi suna tha buri aatma ka koi thikana nahi hota.
Tum door sahi, majboor sahi, par yaar tumhari aati hai, tum ssans wahan lete ho, par badbu yahan tak aati hai!!!