Jin mein basi

Jin mein basi
Jin mein basi jaanki,rum mein base Ram ,WHISKY mein baseWHISHNU, BEER mein VEER HANUMAN,kis kis ka tyag karen, Har bottle mein BHAGWAAN
  

Jan, 23 2012     135 chars (1 sms)     1682 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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us ne haton par mehndi lagi huve hai humne os ke doli sajai huvi hai.. humay pata tha wo bawafa niklay ge. is leye humne os ki choti behan bhi phasai hui hai
Aaj Unki Sharart SamaJh Aayi, Yahan Per Apki Jarurat SamaJh Aayi, Apko Dharati Per Bhejna To Bahana Tha, RAVAN Ki Jagah Kisi Ko To Aana Tha.
Is kadar hamari Dosti ka imtehan na lijiye! Kyon ho khafa ya bayan to Kijiye! Kar digiye maaf agar ho gayi galti! yun SMS na karke hame SAZA to na Digiye
Khawabon me ayenge SMS ki tarha,dil me bas jange RINGTONE ki tarha,dosti kam na hogi BALANCE ki tarha,bas tum busy na rehna NETWORK ki tarha
humne jab-jab chaaha,tab-tab aap jaage,humne jab-jab chaaha,tab-tab aap jaage;kyuki aapke ghar ki ghanti bajaakar,hum roz raat ko bhaage.trin.. trin.
1 SArdar k 20 BAche the1 din uski Wife ne Pucha,Me KAisi LAg rhi hu SArdr:Rup TerA MAstAna PAs Mere MAt Ana,Phool koi Phir se Khilna jaye!!
Ab unhe dekhne ki aas nahi hai.. Ab unhe dekhne ki aas nahi hai.. kyunki ab wo dekhne me itni khas nahi hai
Ansoon teri nikle aur ankhein meri ho...dil tera dhadke aur dhadkane meri ho , khuda kare hamari dosti itni gehri ho ki naukri tum karo aur salary meri ho
O Friend ji.. Tussi Mitha Aam ho, Coca Cola da Jaam ho, Sir Dard da Baam ho, Saara kuch Theek hai, Bas SMS nahin karde, Es waaste Badnaam ho
Lamho Lamho per Khwaab Likhoonga, Apni zindagi per kitaab likhoonga, Aapki gardan (neck) to phoolon ki tehni, Aur aapke chehre ko gulab likhoonga.
Tanhai me na waqt bitaya karo,kabhi mehfil me bhi aaya karo,kya hua jo tut gaye samne k 2 daant .Phir bhi dil khol k muskuraya karo...
.Tere baal he ya ghana "Andhera",Tere baal hai ya ghana "Andhera"Kar dun "GANJA" ho jaye Sawera...!Ab Bolo wah wah!