Baithe tere khayalo

Baithe tere khayalo
Baithe tere khayalo me, kore kagaz pe likha tera naam... Tasvir bhi bana dali aur likha ye Paigam.. 'Zinda ya murda, pakadne vale ko 5000 nakad inam...
  

Jan, 23 2012     151 chars (1 sms)     1406 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Wo to Shahjahan Ka Pagalpan Tha, Warna Mumtaz Mei Baat Hi Kya Thi... Mohabbat Ki Kashish Ne TAJ MAHAL Bana Dala, Warna Ladkiyon Ki Auqat Hi Kya Thi..
Zindgi me kai mushkile aati hai,Aur insaan zinda rehne se ghabrata hai,par socho kaise 1000 kato ke bich,Reh kar bhi 1 phul muskrata hai.
Pyar to hamko bhi karna tha, lekin baat khas hui nahi, tajmahal to hamko bhi banwana tha, lekin afsoss ki loan pass hui nahi…..!!!
Lamho Lamho per Khwaab Likhoonga, Apni zindagi per kitaab likhoonga, Aapki gardan (neck) to phoolon ki tehni, Aur aapke chehre ko gulab likhoonga.
"Bethe bethe kamre me kar rahe the Press thoda gaur farmaiy gE bethe bethe kamre me kar rahe the Pressa apki yad aayi aur jal gai dress
Insurance wale bhi kya gajab dhate hain Insurance wale bhi kya gajab dhate hain logon ki patniyon ke pas ghanton bethkar unk pati ke marne ke fayde batate hain
khoobsoorti to hai karigari khuda ki, tarif sunkar haseenayen kyon hojati hain badguman ?
Tuje pane k liye kuch b Kar Sakta Hu Tere pyar me ji aur Mar Sakta Hu Fir b tu na mili to gam nai Ye FORMULA me DUSRI pe b try Kar Sakta Hu.
Chamakte chand ko neend ane lagi apki khushi se duniya jagmgane lagi dekh k apko har kali gungunane lagi ab to fekhte fekhte mujie bhi neend ane lagI hai.
Mat puch mere sms ki inteha kaha tak hai,Tu KANJUSI karle teri takat jaha tak hai,Msg ki umid jinhe hogi unhe hogi,Hame to dekhna hai tu Kanjus Kaha tak he.
kabhi kehte the dost hamare ke "jaan bhi maango to hazir hai", Aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehte hai , aur maango to inkaar karte hain
Hum Gaye The unke Ghar Kehna Tha Dil se Dil Milalo Unki Maa Ne Khola Darwaza Hum Ghabra Ke Bole Aunty Bachho ko POLIO Ki Dawa Pilwa Lo..