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paani peetaa hoon
paani peetaa hoon pipe se Apple khataan hoon knife se Apni bhi kya life hain yaaron Jooten khataa hoon apni wife se!!!
  
Jan, 23 2012     118 chars (1 sms)     974 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Kabi Shikayt na
Kabi Shikayt na labo pe laynge.Kaha hai Dost to dosti nibhange,Koi Tumhari Burai mere samne kare,Ksam khate h ki,hm b ha me ha milaynge .
SMS to Ek Bahana
SMS to Ek Bahana Tha.Irada to Aapka Ek Pal Churana Tha.Aap yaad Kare Na kare Koi Baat Nahin,Par Aapki Yaad Aati Hai Bas Itna Batana Tha.
Tum kya jano
Tum kya jano gum kya hota hai Tum kya jano gum kisey kehte hai Tum kya jano gum kya chiz hoti hai Tumne to hmesha fevicol use kiya hena.
Apki yadoko ansu
Apki yadoko ansu banakar piya karenge,bewakt apko mis kia karege, apki yadome mar b gaye to kya? "YAMRAJ" k mobilese roz apko sms kiya karenge.
Apko kya pata
Apko kya pata hum aapko kitne yaad karte hian..har pal tumhari fariyad karte hain..roj khat likhte hian cartoon network ko..aapko dikhane ki mang karte hain..
Na Tu chhat
Na Tu chhat per aati na mera tera diwana hota, na tu pathar marti na mai kana hota
softdrinks Contain Dangerous
softdrinks Contain Dangerous Pestcides. Insan to newspape! r padh sakte hain par janwaro ka kya hoga kyonki.... Aaj kal CHEETAH BHI PEETA HAI !
jo kuchh tha
jo kuchh tha wo shermarket kha gayi, jo kuchh tha wo shermarket kha gayi, 'NANO' lena chahte the , .... Nani yaad aa gai
Apka naam likha
Apka naam likha ret prToh paani ne mita diyaLikha hawaon parToh gulshan ne chura liya,Phir naam aapka dil mein basayaSAALAHeart Attack
Saare dhobi mare
Saare dhobi mare mare fir rahe hai. Kyunki unke gadhe nahi mil rahe hai. Gupt khabaron se pata chala hai. Ki who sms padh rahe hai.
Tumhaare liye pyaar ki
Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main karoonga Tum usay debug karna, wait main karoonga
"Kya hua jo
"Kya hua jo usne racha lee mehandi, Ham bhi ab sehra sajayenge, Mujhe pata tha ki vo apne nasib me nahi, " Ab uski choti behan ko fasayenge

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