paani peetaa hoon

paani peetaa hoon pipe se Apple khataan hoon knife se Apni bhi kya life hain yaaron Jooten khataa hoon apni wife se!!!

Jan, 23 2012 118 chars (1 sms) 963 views Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Likhe jo KHAT tuje Wo teri YAD me Sare k sare PAPA ne padh liye.Sawera jab huaTo JUTE pad gaye.Wo FASHION wale BAAL hava me ud gaye

JAB TAK KARENGE

JAB TAK KARENGE YAAD AAP HUMKO.. HUM BHI AAPKO YAAD KARENGE.. JANAZE ME MOBILE RAKHDENA, NETWORK MILEGA TO UPAR SE BHI BHI SMS KARENGE

Arz hai-Dil k

Arz hai-Dil k zkhm kisi Ko dikha na skoge Dil me jo he kisiko bta na skoge Karoge jawani me jo GF pe kharche Budhape tak udhari chuka na sako

"Bethe bethe kamre

"Bethe bethe kamre me kar rahe the Press thoda gaur farmaiy gE bethe bethe kamre me kar rahe the Pressa apki yad aayi aur jal gai dress

Dur hai par

Dur hai par milne ke aas hai. Man ko har pal tumhara ahasas hai. Hajaro hai apane,par tu khaas hai. Emotional mat ho ye sab bakvas hai.

if Uneed ADVICE

if Uneed ADVICE MSG ME if U needa FRNDCL ME if U need HELP E-MAIL ME if Uneed MONEY IS route ki sabhi line VYAST hai Kripya KOSHISH hi NA KARE

Safed rang ho

Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka , toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai, na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA, aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai...!!!

Kyu har bar

Kyu har bar mausam ki tarha badal jate ho har naye din humara dil dukhate ho ye bat sunkar humari rooh tak kaanp gai. K aap bartan dhone wale sabun se nahate ho.

Kanjusi ka oscar

Kanjusi ka oscar jab diyajayega,tab apka naam sabse pahle liyajayega, galti se bhi kisiko sms mat karna nahi to oscar hath se chala jayega.

Tajmahal kya cheez

Tajmahal kya cheez hai, isse badi imarat banaunga, Mumtaz to marke dafan hui thi, tuzhe to mein zinda dafnaunga

Iss pyari si

Iss pyari si surat ka phir se didaar de, Tadap rahe hai hum ab aur na intezaar de. Awaz suna ey zalim magar, Ek missed call to maar de.

Chandni raat thi,

Chandni raat thi, main so rahi thi Phir kisi ne darwaza khutkhataya Maine soncha mera dil aaya Darwaza khol ker dekha to bijli ka bill aaaya

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