Jala dena ya

Jala dena ya
Jala dena ya dafna dena,Le jaane se pehle 1peg Rum pila dena.Mai Taj mahal ki chahat nahi rakhta dosto,Bas meri kabr pe GIRLS HOSTEL bana dena.
  

Jan, 23 2012     143 chars (1 sms)     1292 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Kya mast hava chal raheli hai, birdy gana ga rahele hai, cow log grass kha rahele hai, shane log sms kar rahele hai aur dhakkan log sms padh rahele hai.
Main gaya uski gali me,Bola dil se dil laga lo,Jab dekha uski Mummi ko to bola,Jute,chappal theek karwa lo
Koi cheez Bewafai se badkar kya hogi, Ghum-e-imtihan judai se badkar kya hogi, kisiko deni ho jawani mein saza To PADAI se badkar saza kya hogi.
Machar ne app ko kata woh uska junoon tha,app ne khuglaya woh app ka sukoon tha, chah kar bhi app machar ko marr na sake kiun ke uski ragon main app ka khun tha............
Arz kiya hai: Bahar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi, ki bahar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi aur phool khilne se pahle...... Bakri kha gayi.
Bewafa Ladkiyo Se To Wisky Achhi Hai Yeh Bhi Dil Jalati Hai… Woh Bhi Dil Jalati Hai… Kam se Kam Dil Jalane Se Pehle Wisky Hothon Se To Lag Jati Hai…
Yadd Karte hai tumhe tanhai mein, dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein, hamein mat dhoonndho duniya ki bhid mein, hum milenge tumhe phir kisi, free SMS ki scheme mein.
Puri botal na sahi,Ek jaam to ho jaye,Milna na sahi dua salam to ho jaye,Jinki yaad mai hum bimar pade hai kam se kam unhe bukhar na sahi,Zukam to ho jaye..
Ishq Me Ye Anjam Paya Hai,Haddi Tuti Muh Se Khun Aaya Hai,Hospital Pahuchne Par Nurse Boli,Baharo Phul Barsao Kisi Ka Mehboob Aayaa HAI
Likhne wale ek ehsaan kar de, Mere yar ki taqdir me uska pyar likh de, Na mile kabi dard use mohbat me,Tu chahe to uski GIRL FRIEND meri kar de.....!!!!!!
khushi mili to has na sake,gum mila to ro na sake,bus yahi dustoor hai stock market ka,jise becha usse le na sake,aur jise liya use bech na sake. "Investor bachao adolan ke jan hith me jaari ".
Lagta hai teri dosti me mar jayenge.mar gay to tera hi nam lagayenge.riswat dekar tumhe upar bulayenge.phir aram se dono baithkar gappe ladayenge.