Jab tumhara sms

Jab tumhara sms aata hai, mera rom rom machal jaata hai ang ang me gudgudi hoti hai, ye sms ka kassor nahi hai, kambakht cell hi vibrator par hota hai.

Jan, 23 2012 151 chars (1 sms) 1348 views Shayari > Funny Shayari

more Funny Shayari SMS Messages

Ye baadal ye

Ye baadal ye bijli aapke liye hai,Ye mousam ye hawa aapke liye hai,6 mahine beet gaye aapko nahaye hue,Ye bewaqt ki baarish aapke liye hai.

Zindgi mein agar

Zindgi mein agar kuch karna hai to kuch aisa kar jao, ki har gali se tum guzro to har ghar se ek hi aawaj aaye. "PAPA aa gaye,PAPA aa gaye.

Logo se pange

Logo se pange bhi honge, ghar main dange bhi honge. Agar mujhe 5 sms na kiye to apko 12 bache honge, 2 ganje 2 nange or 8 lafenge honge.

Zamane bher ki

Zamane bher ki ruswai degai hey mujhe Itni menhat ki ye kamai de gai hey mujhe wo lafz jis se hota nahi kuch hasil wahi ik lafs BHAAII De gai hey mujhe.

Har gali har deewar

Har gali har deewar par tumhara hi naam hai, har gali har deewar par tumhara hi naam hai. Upar likha hai wanted aur niche 50 paise ka inaam hai !

Ishk me dil ka

Ishk me dil ka tamasha dekha nahi jaata, Humse tuta hua shisha dekha nahi jaata. Apne hiss eke saare sms de du tujhe, Mujhse tera kangaal msg box dekha nahi jaata.

"Masti aankho me

"Masti aankho me hoti hai sharab me nahi,Bhakti shradha me hoti hai mandir me nahi,Tu b jaan le, "Dosti SMS karne se badti hai padne se nahi

chori chori ye

chori chori ye ana jana chor do chupke chupke u nazr milana chor do kisi din bohat pito ge unse tumyeh masjidon se jute churana chor do.

Arz hai... Is

Arz hai... Is dil mein tarane bahot hain, zindagi jeene ke bahane bahot hain, kis kis ko sms karu,kambaqt is nacheez ke diwane bahot hain!!!

Sar jukta hai

Sar jukta hai sharam me, sar jukta hai khane me, sar jukta hai likhne me, aur sar hamesa jukta he mere SMS padhne me. Padho sar jhukake.....

Chand ko toor

Chand ko toor donga, Suraj ko phor donga, Tu ek bar bar haan karde buss.. Pahli wali ko chor donga!

ZINDAGI KI RAHOON

ZINDAGI KI RAHOON MAY JANAY KISAY KAUN MILA.. KISI KO HUM NA MILAY AUR KOHI HUMEIN NA MILA.

Categories April Fool Festival Friendship Funny General Graphical Greeting Jokes Language Love Miss You Naughty Occassions Quotes Seasons Shayari Sorry

Jab tumhara sms

more Funny Shayari SMS Messages

Search SMS Messages