Jab tumhara sms

Jab tumhara sms aata hai, mera rom rom machal jaata hai ang ang me gudgudi hoti hai, ye sms ka kassor nahi hai, kambakht cell hi vibrator par hota hai.

Jan, 23 2012 151 chars (1 sms) 1419 views Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Aapke life mein

Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise, ronak ho nerolac paint jaise, mehak ho Axe jaise, tazgi ho colgate jaise, aur tenssion free rahe huggies jaise

Tum door sahi,

Tum door sahi, majboor sahi, par yaar tumhari aati hai, tum ssans wahan lete ho, par badbu yahan tak aati hai!!!

Kambhakt ishq ne

Kambhakt ishq ne aaj humko rula diya jis pe marte the hum unhi ne bhula diya hum bhi unko bhulane ko pite gaye,1 din zalim ne usme bhi zher mila diya

Soch samajh ke

Soch samajh ke na ki shaadi jisne, Usne jeevan bigaad liya. Aur chaturai se ki shadi jisne, Usne bhi kya ukhad liya.

Awaz mein mithas

Awaz mein mithas hai..Soorat bhi khaas hai..Khuda ne bas thoda sa SCREW dhila chod diya varna......ITEM to tu jhakkas hai !! ;-)

Hum tum dono

Hum tum dono jab mil jayenge, Ek naya itihaas banayenge, Aur agar hum naa mil paaye toh, Kisi aur ke itihaas ko padh lenge.

Aisi dosti hamari,

Aisi dosti hamari, ki dil chahe tu har safr dagar me mile, Mar bhi jaau to pyar rahe kayam, Tu mere saath wali kabar me mile.

Yusuf ka husn,

Yusuf ka husn, Zulekha ka ghumaar dekha hai Kuch is tarah se Haseenon ka pyaar dekha hai Unhe khilane pilaane main hui hai yeh haalat Kasm khuda ki..Cinema bhi udhaar dekha hai

Chala ja SMS tu

Chala ja SMS tu banke gulab,Hogi sachi dosti to aayega jawab agar na aaye jawab,to mat hona udas samajna k mere liye waqt nahi unke pass..

Mulk ki bhi ek

Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai, Bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai, Aur kitna intezar karu tere sms ka, arre yaar kanjusi ki bhi ek haad hoti hai.

Soorat ke saath

Soorat ke saath seerat ek husn-ezafi hai, har gul jo mehekta hai gulfam nahi hota

1 SArdar k 20

1 SArdar k 20 BAche the1 din uski Wife ne Pucha,Me KAisi LAg rhi hu SArdr:Rup TerA MAstAna PAs Mere MAt Ana,Phool koi Phir se Khilna jaye!!

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