Hasino ka kafila

Hasino ka kafila masjid ki taraf ja raha tha hum ne apni taraf bula liya,hum to barbad ho chuke the lakin khuda ko barbad hone se bacha liya

Jan, 23 2012 140 chars (1 sms) 1585 views Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Jaane who kaisi

Jaane who kaisi hogi, Shayad who aisi hogi. Ya phir who waisi hogi, Jayada mat soch, tere sapno ki rani bilkul JASSI jaisi hogi.

Na moh au

Na moh aur na maya hai..Aalas bas tumhi ko aya hai..Char panne palat lo beta..paper papaji ne nahi banaya hai..!

Tute hue khandar

Tute hue khandar ka hissa bana gayi, ghar ko kabad khane ka dibba bana gayi, nikah ke 3 mahine hi guzre the, na jane kis hisab se abba bana gayi.

Lambi khmoshi bahut

Lambi khmoshi bahut kuch keh jati hai, tadapne k liye sirf yad reh jati hai, kya fark padta hai WILLS ho ya KING'S, jalne k bad sirf rakh to reh jati hai.

Chandani ne Kaha

Chandani ne Kaha ke tu pyar kar… Shama ne kaha aankhen char kar… Gori ko cheda to boli muskarakar.. Abhi tu nadaan hai kuch intezar kar

Wo chand si

Wo chand si Ladki,Zulfen uski kali.Uski chal aisi,Mano hirni si mtawali.Uski hr ada,Is jahan se Nirali.Pr tu kya karega Wo Ladki to mne ptali.

Aapka har ek

Aapka har ek sms khas hota hai, wo hamare dil ke paas hota hai, Hum bhale hi turant jawab na de paaye, magar phir bhi aapke agle sms ka intzar hota hai..

Sms na kar ke

Sms na kar ke dil tod diya. Ab mobile dafna dena, kafan na mile to rumal odha dena , log puche rog kya tha, to apni kanjusi bata dena..

Insurance wale

Insurance wale bhi kya gajab dhate hain Insurance wale bhi kya gajab dhate hain logon ki patniyon ke pas ghanton bethkar unk pati ke marne ke fayde batate hain

Some one says

Some one says Whisky is Risky,while sum1 says Whisky bina zindagi miss ki,But i say Rum,Beer ho ya Whisky,Nahi hai wo ladki se zyada RISKY...cheers

Awaz mein mithas

Awaz mein mithas hai..Soorat bhi khaas hai..Khuda ne bas thoda sa SCREW dhila chod diya varna......ITEM to tu jhakkas hai !! ;-)

Paani me tairna

Paani me tairna machhli ka style, Hawa me udna panchhi ka style, Different messages bhejna mera style, Fukat ka message padhna Aapka style..

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