Nifty Ruth Gayi

Nifty Ruth Gayi
Nifty Ruth Gayi index Tut Gaye, debit ban Gaye Sapne Bhi Tut Gaye, Baki Rahe Khazane Mein Do paise, mandi Aayi To Woh Bhi Lut GAYE.
  

Jan, 23 2012     131 chars (1 sms)     1905 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi, jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi; dil ne kaha khud-kushi(suicide) kar le jalim, bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi
Agar tum kaho to tumhare liye aasman se chand taare torr laun, Agar tum kaho to tumhare liye aasman se chand taare torr laun, Lekin tum unka karo gi kiya???
Apni DOSTI ko mat Chupao use Jrurat hai JATANE ki. Apni PRATIBHAON ko mat Chupao use Jrurt hai BADHANE ki.Yaar Ab aur PERFUME mat Lgao Tumhe Jrurt hai NHANE ki.
Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise, ronak ho nerolac paint jaise, mehak ho Axe jaise, tazgi ho colgate jaise, aur tenssion free rahe huggies jaise
arj kiya hai.... Itne kamjor hue uski judai se, gaur farmaiye itne kamjor hue uski judai se ki cheenti kheech ke le jati hai charpai se!!
Phool gulab ka hath say sarak gaya, Buddi nai aankh mari budda latak gaya
KISMAT KISMAT KI BAAT HAIN, AAJ DIN TO KAL KAALI RAAT HAIN, KABHI DHOOP TO KABHI BARSAAT HAIN, YEH MSG KA SILSALA CHALTA RAHEGA, JAB TAK FREE SMS KA SAATH HAI.
Na 'Sachhai' badi hai,Na 'Khuddari' badi hai,Na 'Bhalai' badi hai,Na 'Imandari' badi hai.Bada woh hai jiske ghar ke bahar Mercedes Benz khadi hai.
Kabhi dost kehte ho, Kabhi dua dete ho, Kabhi bewaqt nind se jaga dete ho, Par jab bhi hume "SMS" karte ho, To khuda kasam zindgi k saare gam bhula dete ho
MOSAM SHABAB KA, NASHA SHARAB KA,PARDA JANAB KA,AUR RANG GULAB KA,IN SAB SE HASEEN,IN SAB SE LAJAWAB DEKHO SMS PADNE WALA..MENDAK TALAAB KA
A moskito sing bhige oth tere pyasa dank mere lage amrit sa muje blood tera kbhi mere sath koi rat gujar tuje subah tak chikengunia Uphar
khoobsoorti to hai karigari khuda ki, tarif sunkar haseenayen kyon hojati hain badguman ?