Ishq Me Ye

Ishq Me Ye
Ishq Me Ye Anjam Paya Hai,Haddi Tuti Muh Se Khun Aaya Hai,Hospital Pahuchne Par Nurse Boli,Baharo Phul Barsao Kisi Ka Mehboob Aayaa HAI
  

Jan, 23 2012     135 chars (1 sms)     1292 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Tute hue dil ka muraba bana gayi Ghar ko mere kachre ka dabba bana gayi shadi k 3 mahine hi gujre the Na jane kis hisab se abba bana gai
Jub dekha unhon ne tirchhi nazar se, to hum madhosh ho gaey, Par jab pata chala ke un ki nazren hi tirchhi hain, to hum behosh ho gaey.
Zubaan pe naam late hain aankho se aansoo chalak jate hai.Kabhi hazaron sms kiya karte the,Aaj ek sms ke liye taras jate hai.
Nazar badalti h, Wafaye badal jati h, Meri ada se hawaye badal jati h Apni mhbooba ko bacha lo Bhaiya, Meri 1muskan se premikaye badal jati h
Paani ko b daaru bana dete. Tere liye ROYAL STAG k tub bharwa dete.Kambhakt peete nahi tum hamare saath Warna TAJ MAHAL ko b theka bana dete
Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi, jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi; dil ne kaha khud-kushi(suicide) kar le jalim, bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi
Shehar Ki Gali Mein Paan Ki Dukan, Devdas ne Dekhi Paro Ki Muskan, Devdas ne Khilaya Paro ko Paan, Khake Paan Paro Boli "Shukriya BhaiJaan"
Na 'Sachhai' badi hai,Na 'Khuddari' badi hai,Na 'Bhalai' badi hai,Na 'Imandari' badi hai.Bada woh hai jiske ghar ke bahar Mercedes Benz khadi hai.
Dil se tumhe kaise mita de, Hum tumhe kaise bhoola de. Ji to chahata hai duniya chor de, Ya phir judai dene wale in duniya walo ko phod de
Kyun marte ho bewafa sanam k liye,2 Gaz zamin nahi milegi dafan k liye,Marna hai to maro dosti k liye,Hum apni chaddi bhi utaar denge tere kafan Ke liy
Tum kya jano gum kya hota hai Tum kya jano gum kisey kehte hai Tum kya jano gum kya chiz hoti hai Tumne to hmesha fevicol use kiya hena.
Zalim Palat Kar Dekh Tamana Hum Bhi Rakhte Hein Tum Agar Car Rakhti Ho To Rikhshaw Hum Bhi Rakhte Hein