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Jise samjha lehar
Jise samjha lehar pepsi woh nikla jahar pepsi, jise samjha coca-cola woh nikla dhokha cola, so aaj k baad no soft drinks only wine and whisky; kabhi na risky.
  
Jan, 23 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     1145 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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sitam dhane ki
sitam dhane ki hadh hoti hai,pass na aane ki bhi hadh hoti hai, Ruth jane ki bhi hadh hoti hai,1 sms kar de jalim paise bachane ki bhi hadh hoti hai
Kabi Shikayt na
Kabi Shikayt na labo pe laynge.Kaha hai Dost to dosti nibhange,Koi Tumhari Burai mere samne kare,Ksam khate h ki,hm b ha me ha milaynge .
Main tumhein pyaar
Main tumhein pyaar kyun karoon, tum nahi ho Ash, Phir bhi tumhe dekhkar mera, system hota hai crash Teirna hai to beach me aao, Kinaro pe kya rakha hai, Pyaar karna hai to bahon me aao, isharo me kya rakha hai.
Apki yadoko ansu
Apki yadoko ansu banakar piya karenge,bewakt apko mis kia karege, apki yadome mar b gaye to kya? "YAMRAJ" k mobilese roz apko sms kiya karenge.
Taraste Hue Uske
Taraste Hue Uske Hatho Ne Teri Kalai Ko Chhua Hai,Jaise Uski Har Saans Puch Rahi Ho....Bhaiya Time Kya Hua Hai?
Aj khuda ki shararat
Aj khuda ki shararat samajh aae hai, is dharti par apki hukumat samajh aae hai, apko dharti par bhejna uska bahana tha RAVAN ke baad kisi ko to is dharti par aana tha....
Ab unhe dekhne
Ab unhe dekhne ki aas nahi hai.. Ab unhe dekhne ki aas nahi hai.. kyunki ab wo dekhne me itni khas nahi hai
Pehle kabhi kisi
Pehle kabhi kisi pe DIL nahi aaya, Tumhe Dekha to Tumpar Dil aa gaya. Tumhare pyar mein pagal hokar itne Message kare saala 5 Hazar ka BILL aagaya...
Dil se aapka khayal
Dil se aapka khayal jata nahi,aapke siwa koi yad aata nahi,hasrat to hai roz aapko dekhu, per"Kambakat" vo"MADARI" aapko roz lata nahi
Baagon me phool
Baagon me phool khilte rahenge, Raat ko diye jalte rahenge..Dua hai khuda se aap khush rahein hamesah, baki tang to hum hamesah karte rahenge
Lagta hai teri
Lagta hai teri dosti me mar jayenge.mar gay to tera hi nam lagayenge.riswat dekar tumhe upar bulayenge.phir aram se dono baithkar gappe ladayenge.
Bhiga sa lagta
Bhiga sa lagta he aalam tumhe.Bhigi si lagti he subah tumhe.Bhiga lag rha he sara jahan tumhe.Uth Nalayak Bistar Gila Kar Diya HaiTUNE

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