Gurur rum aa,

Gurur rum aa,
Gurur rum aa, Gurur Whisky, Gurur Vodka Gin eshwara; Gurur sakshat Peg brahma, Tasme shri Beer a namah! Bhagwan aapko sada TUNN rakhe
  

Jan, 23 2012     133 chars (1 sms)     3376 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

more Funny Shayari SMS Messages

chori chori ye ana jana chor do chupke chupke u nazr milana chor do kisi din bohat pito ge unse tumyeh masjidon se jute churana chor do.
Socha tha harr modd pe Aap ko sMs karenge..... parr parr parr parr parr parr parr parr parr parr kambhakt sadAk sidhi nikli..
SAFED SARI PAR JAB TUM LAL BINDI LAGITI HO, KHUDA KASAM AMBULANCE NAZAR ATI HO, FARAK YE HAI KI WOH GHAYAL KO LE JATI HAI AUR TUM GHAYAL KAR JATI HO.
Pyar yuhi kisi se kiya jata nahi. Pyar kiya hai dard to hoga hi.Is dard ki adat na dalo,kyuki ye dard MOOV se jata NAHI
Logo se pange bhi honge, ghar main dange bhi honge. Agar mujhe 5 sms na kiye to apko 12 bache honge, 2 ganje 2 nange or 8 lafenge honge.
AAPKI jheel si aankhon mein, Dil doob jana chahata hai. Par phir yeh khayaal aata hai, Saala apun ko SWIMMING kaha aata hai
Tute hue dil ka muraba bana gayi Ghar ko mere kachre ka dabba bana gayi shadi k 3 mahine hi gujre the Na jane kis hisab se abba bana gai
Marne par hamein jannat mile na mile, ye hawa ye fiza mile na mile, SMS karne ke kasar mat karna MERE dost, maloom nahi wahan MOBILE mile na mile.
"Kya hua jo usne racha lee mehandi, Ham bhi ab sehra sajayenge, Mujhe pata tha ki vo apne nasib me nahi, " Ab uski choti behan ko fasayenge
In hasino se Rasme Wafa or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka, Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai!
Zamana kitna kharab ho gaya he,Har sawal ka ulta jawab ho gaya he,Na Call, na Misscall, na SmS.Har koi mobile rakh k nawaab ho gaya he.
chand par kali ghata chhati to hogi, sitaro ko muskurahat aati to hogi, tum lakh chhupao duniya se par akele me tumko apni shakal pe hasi aati to hogi