Aaj tum dil mango

Aaj tum dil mango
Aaj tum dil mango de denge, Dhadkan mango de denge, jigar mango to de sakte hai, Kyonki charon filmki VCD gharpe padi hai
  

Jan, 23 2012     121 chars (1 sms)     6880 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Sharrifon me koi chor nahi hota, kauwo me koi mor nahi hota, naye patang ka koi dor nahi hota, yaroon humse jo kare dosti wo kabhi bore nahi hota.
Kitne haseen hai aap,khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaya karo.Aankho mein kajal lagana hi kafi nahin gale mein nimbu mirchi bhi latkaya karo!
Shadi karna tha par kismat khuli nahi, TAJMAHAL Bana tha par MUMTAZ mili nahi,Ab kismat khuli, Shadi hue, ab TAZ banana chahta hu, par ye MUMTAZ marti nahi!
Dil diya tha mohabat ki nishani samajh kar, Woh khaa gya usey biryani samajh kar, Khoon-e-jigar bhi na chora zalim ne, Woh bhi pee gya leemo paani samajh kar.
Mehfil saji thi msgs ka tha daur,SMS maine kiye the sab ne kia shor,paisa to mera gaya par sab kamine keh rahe the1 aur 1 aur.
Zamane ke darr se teri tasvir toilet mein chupa rakhi hai, Didar ho tera bar bar isiliye julab ki goli kha rakhi hai….
Kya mast hava chal raheli hai, birdy gana ga rahele hai, cow log grass kha rahele hai, shane log sms kar rahele hai aur dhakkan log sms padh rahele hai.
Zindgi Apni Masti Me Jiya Kar Ishq Bahut Buri Cheez Hai Na Kiya KrTu Apna Pura Dhyan Career P Mod De Ishq Aur apni GF MERE liye Chhod de
Wo bole Mehfil me kahi humare jute kho gaye,ab ghar Kaise jayenge, Humne kaha Aap shayari to shuru Kre, itne ayenge k gine bhi Na Jayenge.
Punam k raat me chand badal jata hai,waqt k sath insan badal jata hai;sochte hai k apko tang na kare,magar sochte sochte plan badal jata hai
Mere ankhon ko sapney phir dikha gaya koe,bujhti sason ma mehak phir jaga gaya koe, kia ye sach much pyar hai, ya ullo phir se bana gaya koe.
Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai, Bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai, Aur kitna intezar karu tere sms ka, arre yaar kanjusi ki bhi ek haad hoti hai.