humne jab-jab

humne jab-jab
humne jab-jab chaaha,tab-tab aap jaage,humne jab-jab chaaha,tab-tab aap jaage;kyuki aapke ghar ki ghanti bajaakar,hum roz raat ko bhaage.trin.. trin.
  

Jan, 23 2012     149 chars (1 sms)     1443 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Jis mehfil mein hum khade ho jaaye waha Haritik bhi jhukta hai Kaho Na Pyaar Hai Kya mooh dukhta hai
Socha tha harr modd pe Aap ko sMs karenge..... parr parr parr parr parr parr parr parr parr parr kambhakt sadAk sidhi nikli..
Chuhe ka sehra suhana lagta hai,Chuhiya ka to dil diwana lagta hai,Pal bhar me aise kutarte hain kapde,Ab to her kapda purana lagta hai
Jise samjha lehar pepsi woh nikla jahar pepsi, jise samjha coca-cola woh nikla dhokha cola, so aaj k baad no soft drinks only wine and whisky; kabhi na risky.
Hum itne SWEET nai ki diabities ho jaye,Nai itne SALTY ki B.P badh jye,Nai itne TASTY ki maza aa jaye,Par hum itne KADWE b nahi ki yad n aye
Sms na kar ke dil tod diya. Ab mobile dafna dena, kafan na mile to rumal odha dena , log puche rog kya tha, to apni kanjusi bata dena..
Log kehte hain ki ladkiyan zindagi hoti hain maut nahi, magar woh log ueh kyon bhool jaate hain ki dhoka bhi zindagi hi deti hai maut nahi."
Jo muje bhul jae uska mob. tut jae, Charger jal jae, sim lock ho jae, local cal par ISD cal ka bil aye, local area me b roming lag jae.
Dali ne dali pe nazar dali, kisi ne is par nazar dali kisi ne us par nazar dali ,hamne jis par nazar dali uske baap ne uski shadi kar dali
Hame to bidi ne luta cigret me kaha dam tha , meri kasti thi dubi waha jha whisky ka drum tha. Ham tab bhi nikal aye kyoki hamari dosti me bahut dam tha.
Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola aur vo boli ki Thanda matlab Coca Cola
Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi, hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi, Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho, ?? hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi