humne jab-jab

humne jab-jab
humne jab-jab chaaha,tab-tab aap jaage,humne jab-jab chaaha,tab-tab aap jaage;kyuki aapke ghar ki ghanti bajaakar,hum roz raat ko bhaage.trin.. trin.
  

Jan, 23 2012     149 chars (1 sms)     1389 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Lamho Lamho per Khwaab Likhoonga, Apni zindagi per kitaab likhoonga, Aapki gardan (neck) to phoolon ki tehni, Aur aapke chehre ko gulab likhoonga.
"Masti aankho me hoti hai sharab me nahi,Bhakti shradha me hoti hai mandir me nahi,Tu b jaan le, "Dosti SMS karne se badti hai padne se nahi
Wo Maza..Na takht me..Na taj me.. Na poori diniya ke raj me. Na sur me na saaz me, Na kuber ke khazaneme... Jo maza hai woh subah uthkar fir so jane m..!
Ye CHAND bhi dekho kya ajib sitam dhata hai, Gour farmaye Ye CHAND bhi kya ajib sitam dhata hai, Bachpan me MAMA aur Jawani me SANAM nazar ata hai......!
Phool gulab ka hath say sarak gaya, Buddi nai aankh mari budda latak gaya
Paani ko b daaru bana dete. Tere liye ROYAL STAG k tub bharwa dete.Kambhakt peete nahi tum hamare saath Warna TAJ MAHAL ko b theka bana dete
DIN KE UJALE ME REL POWER NE ANDHERA DIKHAYA.PAPA KA SAPNA DONO NE MILKAR MITTI ME MILAYA.7.5LAC CR GAWA KAR LOGO NE SOCHA,KASH YE PAISA LIC ME LAGAYA HOTA
Insurance Wale B Kya Gajab Dhate HeInsurnce Wale B Kya Gajab Dhate HeLogo Ki Bibiyo K Paas Beth K Pati K Marne K Faide Samjhate Hai..-
Jaane kab sms send karoge? Send ke button pe kab apna thumb bend karoge? Ab tak bahut balance jama kiya. Kab apni kanjoosi ka "THE END" karoge.
Khushi k LIYE Gum kurban, Hasi k Liye AAnsoo kurban, Pyar k Liy Dil kurban,Mere Dost Tere Liye To Jaan Kurban, Aur ladki k Liye.. Saale Tu bhi kurban.
Aap ko man mein bhi yAAd karenge,Aapki har baatoN par aiTBaaR karenge,Aapko sMs karne ko to nahi kahenge phir bhi Aapke sMs ka iNTeZaar karenge!!
Jabse nazre mili aapse hume kuch ho gaya, Ratoon ki neend gaye, Din ka chain gaya, Hume aapse pyar nahi CONJUCTIVITIES ho gaya hai.