Mat puch mere

Mat puch mere
Mat puch mere sms ki inteha kaha tak hai,Tu KANJUSI karle teri takat jaha tak hai,Msg ki umid jinhe hogi unhe hogi,Hame to dekhna hai tu Kanjus Kaha tak he.
  

Jan, 23 2012     156 chars (1 sms)     1455 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Hai apni ek hi abhilasha,na ho teri kabhi nirasha,Tujhe mile roz ek Bipasha,aur hum bulaye tujhe Balbir Pasha!
Aaj tum dil mango de denge, Dhadkan mango de denge, jigar mango to de sakte hai, Kyonki charon filmki VCD gharpe padi hai
Sote hue ko jagayeng hum Ap ki Nind churaynge hum Har waqt sms kr sataynge hum Ap ko ayega Ghusa! Lekin us Ghuse mehi yad to ayenge Hum!
Ek Ladki ki dua. "Kasam se har ladke ko bhula dungi, Sabhi ki tasvir jala dungi, Ek tum hi rahoge is dil me, Mobile me Balance dalwa do tumhe dua dungi
Puri botal na sahi,Ek jaam to ho jaye,Milna na sahi dua salam to ho jaye,Jinki yaad mai hum bimar pade hai kam se kam unhe bukhar na sahi,Zukam to ho jaye..
Pehle kabhi kisi pe DIL nahi aaya, Tumhe Dekha to Tumpar Dil aa gaya. Tumhare pyar mein pagal hokar itne Message kare saala 5 Hazar ka BILL aagaya...
.Tere baal he ya ghana "Andhera",Tere baal hai ya ghana "Andhera"Kar dun "GANJA" ho jaye Sawera...!Ab Bolo wah wah!
Sitam sahneki bhi had hoti hai, Kisi ko sataneki bhi had hoti hai, SMS bhejneki koshish karo janab, Mufat ke sms padhneki bhi ek had hoti hai
Vo Chum Le 1 Bar To Aati Nahi Neend, Uski Meethi Aawaz Me Hi Raat Beet Jati Hai, Isliye YARO... Ye RISK Na UTHAO... KACHHUA Jalao MACHHAR Bhagao.
Dosti hoti hai diley raaz batane k liye, hum apni hasi mitade aapko hasane k liye, milne ki to aapko fursat nahi, to hum sms karte hai aapni yaad dilane ke LIYE.
Mulk ki v ek sarhad hoti hai, Bache ki v ek zid hoti hai, Aur kitna intezar karu apke SMS ka, Kanjusi ki v ek had hoti hai..!!!
Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise, ronak ho nerolac paint jaise, mehak ho Axe jaise, tazgi ho colgate jaise, aur tenssion free rahe huggies jaise