Mat puch mere

Mat puch mere
Mat puch mere sms ki inteha kaha tak hai,Tu KANJUSI karle teri takat jaha tak hai,Msg ki umid jinhe hogi unhe hogi,Hame to dekhna hai tu Kanjus Kaha tak he.
  

Jan, 23 2012     156 chars (1 sms)     1154 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Bahut door rehkar bhi paas lagte ho,nazar se door rehkar bhi khaas lagte ho,har baar dusro ka diya sms bhejte ho, aur khud ko kavi KALIDAS samjate ho.
Nazar badalti h, Wafaye badal jati h, Meri ada se hawaye badal jati h Apni mhbooba ko bacha lo Bhaiya, Meri 1muskan se premikaye badal jati h
Kabhi dost kehte ho, Kabhi dua dete ho, Kabhi bewaqt nind se jaga dete ho, Par jab bhi hume "SMS" karte ho, To khuda kasam zindgi k saare gam bhula dete ho
Umeedo ki shama dil me mat jalana,is jaha k safar me kahin kho na jana,aaj mood me tha to SMS kar diya par roz Intezaar me palke na bichhana
SAFED SARI PAR JAB TUM LAL BINDI LAGITI HO, KHUDA KASAM AMBULANCE NAZAR ATI HO, FARAK YE HAI KI WOH GHAYAL KO LE JATI HAI AUR TUM GHAYAL KAR JATI HO.
Hamare SMS k charche jaha me hone lage, log hamare deewane hone lage, khush nasib, ho aap jo hamara SMS mila jinhe nahi mila wo mobile patak patak kar rone lage
Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi
Vo pyaar ke rishte kaise-kaise ho gaye, kabhi hum aapke dost the ab aise-waise ho gaye, agar ab bhi sms na kiya to hum samjhenge ki hum se pyaare paise ho gaye
Kash mobile company ke offer aise hojaye jo mujhe sms karte ho unke cell apne aap recharge hojaye aur na karte ho to unke sim block hoja
Chand ko toor donga, Suraj ko phor donga, Tu ek bar bar haan karde buss.. Pahli wali ko chor donga!
Bewaja kisi ko sataya nahi karte, had se jyada kisi ko tadpaya nahi karte, jinki sanse chalti ho apke sMs se, une apne sMs k liye rulaya nahi karte
Mujhe jala dena ya jameen me daba dena, per jab bhi maru ek ghoont pila dena. Mai TajMahal to nahi chahta,ae dost,bas meri kabr per ek girls hostel banva dena..