SMS dosto ko

SMS dosto ko
SMS dosto ko itne kiye ki hum jeet gaye sMs ki race. Mobile bhi unka pareshaan hoke kehne laga : NO SPACE NO SPACE..!
  

Jan, 23 2012     117 chars (1 sms)     1184 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Dil me hamesha ek SHOR ho raha hai, bin sms BOR ho raha he, kahi aisa to nahi ke ek pyara sa DOST mujhse DOOR ho raha hai..
Pehle kabhi kisi pe DIL nahi aaya, Tumhe Dekha to Tumpar Dil aa gaya. Tumhare pyar mein pagal hokar itne Message kare saala 5 Hazar ka BILL aagaya...
Soch samajh ke na ki shaadi jisne, Usne jeevan bigaad liya. Aur chaturai se ki shadi jisne, Usne bhi kya ukhad liya.
Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
Baithe tere khayalo me, kore kagaz pe likha tera naam... Tasvir bhi bana dali aur likha ye Paigam.. 'Zinda ya murda, pakadne vale ko 5000 nakad inam...
Tute hue khandar ka hissa bana gayi, ghar ko kabad khane ka dibba bana gayi, nikah ke 3 mahine hi guzre the, na jane kis hisab se abba bana gayi.
Tu chandramukhi main surajmukhi, tu mujhse dukhi main tujhse dukhi. Chatt se chhalang laga de, phir tu bhi sukhi, main bhi sukhi.
Ek Ladki ki dua. "Kasam se har ladke ko bhula dungi, Sabhi ki tasvir jala dungi, Ek tum hi rahoge is dil me, Mobile me Balance dalwa do tumhe dua dungi
Dil ke Aashiyan nahi sajaate, ishq ke nagme nahi gaate... Hamari ek pasand se na toot jaye Hazaron dil, tabhi to hum koi girl friend nahi banaate.
Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka , toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai, na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA, aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai...!!!
Ishq karne se pehle uska anjaam dekhlo......Ishq karne se pehle uske anjaam dekhlo....Agar phir bhi samajh na aaye to film TERE NAAM dekh lo…
Phoolon ko phool pasand hai, dilon ko dil pasand hai. Shayar ko shayeri pasand hai. Kisiki pasand se hame kya, hamko to bas apki girl friend pasand hai